MLB and the Detroit Tigers Bandwagon Thread

[iam416]

Somewhere Tom Brookens is in his pleather recliner drinking Folgers, eating a Hungry Man for lunch and watching Matlock with a shotgun across his lap.

That makes me feel good.

[Mike]

Just as nature intended.

[THE_WIZARD_]

horrible

[lineygoblue]

Congrats to the Texas Rangers, the World Series Champions.

The only MLB team that did NOT have a "pride" event this season.

LGBTQ lovers everywhere are gnashing their teeth... as is Rob Manfred.

[THE_WIZARD_]

You got something against drag queens?

hater

[lineygoblue]

No, but I think its silly for professional sports organizations to 'celebrate' how a group of people have sex, and whom they do it with.

But, that's just me.

[THE_WIZARD_]

Well you are now on the FBI list.

[lineygoblue]

I've been there for a while, sir.

I need a better disguise.

[THE_WIZARD_]

Might I suggest going as a plumber?

[lineygoblue]

Well, I've been called "Mario" because I look like the video game character.

I might give that a try.

[THE_WIZARD_]

Watch out for Luigi. He is Sicilian...

[crashcourse]

never watched a game all year

until the playoffs--do like the new rules

[Mike]

The pace is much better. It might be the single greatest rule change in the history of sports.

[THE_WIZARD_]

Well the Royals were eliminated in the spring soooo.....

[Whitley]

Tigers sign SP Kenta Maeda to a 24/2 deal