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Thanks, dad. Can I borrow the John Deere?"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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It's in the shop. You can have the Massey-Ferguson...Shut the fuck up Donny!Comment
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You never loved me!"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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You didn't get your chores done...Shut the fuck up Donny!Comment
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Tigers made a valiant effort at the end of tonight's game, but fell short by a run. Need some more bats in that lineup. I think there are some good young arms on that roster."The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, .. I'd worn them for weeks, and they needed the air"Comment
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Best records in baseball:
1. Braves (.647)
2. Orioles (.606)
3. Rays (.589)
4. Dodgers (.573)
5. Rangers (.571)
Worst records in baseball:
1. A’s (.283)
2. Royals (.292)
3. Rockies (.385)
4. White Sox (.406)
5. Nationals (.419)
Teams with the best Run Diff:
1. Braves (+149)
2. Rangers (+147)
3. Rays (+129)
4. Dodgers (+97)
5. Astros (+61)
5. Padres (+61)
Teams with the worst Run Diff:
1. A’s (-253)
2. Royals (-170)
3. Rockies (-150)
4. Tigers (-93)
5. Nationals (-91)
Other:
1. Every team in the AL East has a winning record and a + Run Diff.
2. The Braves lead baseball in Home Runs, Total Bases, and OPS.
3. The Padres lead baseball in team ERA and are #2 in team fielding % (behind the D-Backs).
4. The Red Sox have the worst team fielding% in baseball.
5. The bottom 4 teams in team ERA are also on the list for worst record in baseball (OAK, KC, COL, WSH)."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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Jinxy is at it again...Shut the fuck up Donny!Comment
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I’ve been doing these recaps since month one and the Braves have an 11-game lead in the NL East. I’m the anti-jinx, but your posts are working to undo my anti-jinx. I’m very disappointed in you."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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LAIR!!!!!!!!!1111111Shut the fuck up Donny!Comment
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Your anti-jinxing just jinxed us.
dumbassShut the fuck up Donny!Comment
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I guess Max Scherzer needs to buy a cowboy hat now."The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, .. I'd worn them for weeks, and they needed the air"Comment
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It’s a big get for the Rangers. They def have the bats. They shore up pitching (currently 16th in team ERA), and they will be dangerous."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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Max is a good get for them. He's a good guy too. He should still be pitching for the Tigers."The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, .. I'd worn them for weeks, and they needed the air"Comment
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Braves complete the sweep of the Brewers. Thank god my anti-jinx recaps are stronger than the jinx posts Wiz makes."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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