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Hank Hill hates Shostakovich.
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Hank Hill, red-blooded American, knows a good tune when he hears one. He owns a well-worn 8-track of Shostakovich's Jazz Suites.
It's not the wooden-spoon-on-a-washboard kind of "music" you're used to, certainly. Like a good Scottish whiskey (e.g. Tullamore Dew) it takes a level of refinement and intellect to appreciate.Comment
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Hank Hill hates Shostakovich, Irish whiskey, and you. He hates you, DSL."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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The Irish invented whiskey. The bad batches, in which some moss, mud, or cowshit had accidentally fallen into the barrel, were sent across the sea to their cousins. And Scottish whiskey was born.Comment
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Irish whiskey is cough syrup. It’s the Malort of Europe."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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...like Hank...I just do a lot of smh in this crapdome of a thread...Shut the fuck up Donny!Comment
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It is well known that the Irish gave the Scots the bagpipes, the Scots never got the joke.Comment
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That's correct, it sits right next to the 8 track of Feels So GoodOriginally posted by Dr. Strangelove View Post
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You are in big trouble when AA sees that...Originally posted by froot loops View Post
Did they also give them the kilts?Shut the fuck up Donny!Comment
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Irish pipes are still a thing (see: Grammy-winning group, The Chieftains, easily, my favorite Celtic music band)."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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My daughter's dance teacher went on tour with the Chieftains. He was a rival of Michael Flatley back in the day. When they came in town a few years back she got to dance at their concertComment
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I’ve seen the Chieftains live more than any other musical group. Seen them 11 times in 6 different cities, including Dublin. I’m a fan."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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STFU...or should I say...dùin am fuck suas...Shut the fuck up Donny!Comment
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Tennessee gets their NOA - which is kinda silly in the Wild West payola that is going on in college football these days. But, hey, fuck the Vols.
https://www.cbssports.com/college-fo...my-pruitt/amp/
LSU got their NOA on March. Wonder when the Infractions Committee will mete Justice to those Cajun assholes?"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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I mean, come on. Pruitt pays out $60k - in total - to half the team and now deals worth 10 times that are being given to a single player.Last edited by AlabamAlum; July 22, 2022, 06:22 PM."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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