Hating on the $EC - Mostly Alabama (and a little Georgia too)

[iam416]

I generally think Alabam"Alum" lives his life with an abundance of karmic debt. Given the actual and virtual pestilence he's visited upon humanity and THE_WIZARD_, almost no comeuppance is too tragic. He's also an imbecile. So, there's not much reason to care if UAT is beaten nor is there much reason to listen to anything Alabam"Alum" says.

However, what awaits the modestly talented boys of UAT on Saturday is a beatdown so unrelenting and so epic that I fear it may actually be more than the State and Alabam"Alum" deserve. Much as SHERRONE!!!! humiliated USC in unspeakable ways, Kirby will do the same to Mike Price Deux. Only tenfold. It'll be so vicious that by the middle of the third quarter that even the likes of Genghis Khan would blush and tell Kirby, "Ok, you've made you're point." But, Kirby don't care. MERCY IS FOR THE WEAK, he'll scream, until the final horrifying second ticks off.

So, on this rare occasion, AA is both correct about what waits and not completely deserving of the brutality about to land on him.

[AlabamAlum]

I mean, yeah, of course I’m right. That really goes without saying. That was not even up for debate or discussion. It’s just that the sandbaggery charge gets tiresome when virtually everyone here has Georgia in the game. But thanks for the confirmation on what should be obvious to any sentient being.

If you ever quell your thirst for buggery involving wayward boys we will form a powerful entente, the likes of which that haven’t been seen since Mike Shula teamed with Joe Kines.

[THE_WIZARD_]

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[AlabamAlum]

Man, I love Lane Kiffin:

https://footballscoop.com/news/lane-kiffin-says-hugh-freeze-will-probably-try-to-steal-the-head-of-ole-misss-collective-like-freeze-tried-to-steal-all-our-coaches

[Mike]

Georgia is down to -0.5, a full two point swing from earlier in the week. The Bammer Hammer is coming down on Saturday night!

Elsewhere, Penn state is -19.5 against #19 Illinois! That seems insane to me.

Poor Florida State is getting 6 at SMU. LOL Stupid Seminoles...

Big 10 showdown between UCLA and Oregon will kick of at 11:00 EST. Michigan - USC sure was fun, though.

[AlabamAlum]

Fools and their money.

[crashcourse]

19.5 seems way high after that nebraska game

Bielema would give mangino a run for his money in the BMI race

[THE_WIZARD_]

stfu

[crashcourse]

trump going to the georgia bama game sounds like

[THE_WIZARD_]

yes now stfu

[Cody_Russell]

Roll Tide. Hot start.

Is this Ryan Williams guy basically DeVonta Smith 2.0? Though only 17 years old… plenty of years to work on his body composition.

[Mike]

Alabama had more offense against Georgia in one quarter than we did against Minnesota in 4.

[JRB]

Carson Beck may be costing himself a lot of money tonight. For a kid who's supposed to be a top NFL draft pick in 2025, he doesn't look any more competent as a passer in this game than Michigan's QBs have this season. Alabama deserves much of the credit for that, but Beck is misfiring even when he has time. He's looked rattled ever since his best throw of the game got dropped on Georgia's opening possession.

[JRB]

I may have to retract the above remarks. This has become an astonishing game.

[Mike]

This is some crazy stuff.