Hating on the $EC - Mostly Alabama (and a little Georgia too)

[AlabamAlum]

Nah. The satellite stuff is just a throwaway line I use. Mild sass perhaps but nothing sincere.

The fact is, Alabama under Shula-Dubose was much, much worse than M under Harbaugh...but now Alabama is more successful than we were under Bryant.

[THE_WIZARD_]

...who said cheaters never prosper eh?

[AlabamAlum]

I don’t get it. What does that mean?

[THE_WIZARD_]

That's like OJ Simpson asking what a knife is...

[AlabamAlum]

What does that mean? Can you explain further?

[Mike]

I think what he's trying to say is that Ohio State is a bunch of cheaters and they will never know the joys of winning clean.

[THE_WIZARD_]

Close. Except where you see "Ohio State" substitute "Alabama"...

[AlabamAlum]

Wiz, can you spell it out? Clear it up? Reword and resubmit?

[iam416]

You people are certified, Grade A, make-shiny pants-look-smart, full-on fucking moroniots.

[lineygoblue]

I think he's saying that both Alabama and Ohio State are a bunch of stinking cheaters, and he hates their guts.

But, I wouldn't want to presume to speak for him.

[THE_WIZARD_]

I think he's saying that both Alabama and Ohio State are a bunch of stinking cheaters, and he hates their guts.

But, I wouldn't want to presume to speak for him.

Liney nails it.

[AlabamAlum]

Wiz, what are you trying to say? That doesn’t really make sense.

[THE_WIZARD_]

...and that shocks you because...

[Dr. Strangelove]

Initially just a low-level thief, pederast, and cattle rustler, Rob Roy eventually secures enough contraband to establish a protection racket over an entire fiefdom. Tormenting one of the few successful and honest businessmen in County Cork (or wherever the hell Scotland is), he eventually killed many of the man's family and friends. Madness caused by the evil deeds he had done overtook him; he declared himself Bonnie Prince Charlie and demanded tribute from neighboring clans. A Scot might bend the knee to the English but never to one of their own. The villain was quickly enchained, and brought before the English lords, who pitied him as one would any idiot, and made him a stablehand to Earl something or other, where he lived out his days in quiet isolation. Today his former home, a pile of rubble covered in moss, remains the seat of the Scottish government, overlooking Loch Latrine which he so loved.

Today the Rob Roy Cocktail, a fruity drink served in a glass made to resemble the traditional Scottish skirt upside-down, symbolic of their defeat and subjugation, is named in his honor.

[iam416]

Begrudgingly, that's really, really good. You had to cut and paste that from somewhere. I