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  • Which Mississippi team is going to win more games?
    Dan Patrick: What was your reaction to [Urban Meyer being hired]?
    Brady Hoke: You know.....not....good.

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    • MissState. They have a chance to be decent.
      "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham Lincoln

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      • Yeah, Starkvegas seems better, but Ole Miss has 5 lock wins (IMO). Tougher schedule from for the boys from the Tuscaloosa of Mississippi.
        Dan Patrick: What was your reaction to [Urban Meyer being hired]?
        Brady Hoke: You know.....not....good.

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        • That's the sort of thing that gets you bronzed down there. To be fair, this is marginally better than the statue of a murderer outside the Ravens' stadium.

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          • Originally posted by AlabamAlum View Post
            The noise gets louder. I can hear something breathe and get closer. Slow. Methodical. It's taking its time to get to me. Like it's trying to savor the moment. The lions of the Kalahari are big. Maybe that's what it is? I hope it's quick.

            Resolved to my fate, I admit to myself that I deserve this. You see, besides the sand, and kudu, and giant lions, the Kalahari is known for its diamonds. That's what brought me here. Diamonds. A double cross. A theft. The details are interesting, I suppose, but I had no time to go through them.

            I close my eyes waiting for fate to mete out its cosmic justice...
            Then, my tormentor shows itself. It's worse than a Kalahari Lion; red angry eyes, beared teeth, and low pitch growl...it's Coach Saban, and he's not happy. He shout's, "FOR CHRIST'S SAKE STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY AND EITHER DIE OR FIND SOME FUCKIN' WATER!"
            "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham Lincoln

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            • Originally posted by iam416 View Post
              Yeah, Starkvegas seems better, but Ole Miss has 5 lock wins (IMO). Tougher schedule from for the boys from the Tuscaloosa of Mississippi.

              MissStake will be better, I believe. Decent QB, dirty defense, stable HC, and no Sword of Damocles over their head.
              "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham Lincoln

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                • I don't see kstate central Arkansas on the docket
                  perhaps when we invade the mighty commodores the wrath of Snyder will be respected and monetary wagering will occur on this perennially under rated preseason top 20 team

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                  • Kansas State is 32-20 over the last 4 years, the same as Mississippi State and Missouri.

                    But, hey, at least you guys have a catchy saying. Love that "Rock Chalk" chant!
                    "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham Lincoln

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                    • Originally posted by AlabamAlum View Post
                      Then, my tormentor shows itself. It's worse than a Kalahari Lion; red angry eyes, beared teeth, and low pitch growl...it's Coach Saban, and he's not happy. He shout's, "FOR CHRIST'S SAKE STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY AND EITHER DIE OR FIND SOME FUCKIN' WATER!"
                      No shit it's worse

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                      • lol
                        "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham Lincoln

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                        • Originally posted by AlabamAlum View Post
                          The noise gets louder. I can hear something breathe and get closer. Slow. Methodical. It's taking its time to get to me. Like it's trying to savor the moment. The lions of the Kalahari are big. Maybe that's what it is? I hope it's quick.

                          Resolved to my fate, I admit to myself that I deserve this. You see, besides the sand, and kudu, and giant lions, the Kalahari is known for its diamonds. That's what brought me here. Diamonds. A double cross. A theft. The details are interesting, I suppose, but I had no time to go through them.

                          I close my eyes waiting for fate to mete out its cosmic justice...
                          The Faulkner of Alabama, ladies and gentlemen

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                          • No, Faulkner would have turned those few paragraphs into 40 chapters with internal dialogue mixed with actual dialogue and left it unclear who was talking and whether it was past, present, or some dream.

                            And you compare me to Faulkner again and I will cut you.
                            "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham Lincoln

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                            • Faulkner is an overwrought -but celebrated, for some ridiculous reason- Fenimore Cooper.
                              "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham Lincoln

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                              • Many years ago my mother picked "As I Lay Dying" for our book club. Now, I had read that buttshit book in HS and loathed it. However, I thought maybe I've grown, and my mother is about as smart at lit as anyone I know. So, I read it. I'd honestly rather go back and re-read the entire CNNSI "Nebraska took roids" argument between Mark, Glenn and Team Huskers -- several times over. What a stupid, festering pile of monkey semen. I nearly stabbed my Aunt with a fork when she commented how one particular randomly ordered set of English words was hilarious.

                                In short, DSL is correct re AA's writing. And, to the extent implied, his general Mississippian character.
                                Dan Patrick: What was your reaction to [Urban Meyer being hired]?
                                Brady Hoke: You know.....not....good.

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