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F#*K OHIO!!!
You're not only an amazingly beautiful man, but you're the greatest football mind to ever exist. <-- Jeffy Shittypants actually posted this. I knew he was in love with me. -
Heavy CB action for M on behalf of Alabama OT, Toryque Bateman. Another HARBAUGH!!!!! hidden gem!Dan Patrick: What was your reaction to [Urban Meyer being hired]?
Brady Hoke: You know.....not....good.Comment
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At 6-foot-8 and 305 pounds, Bateman is the No. 20 prospect in Alabama, No. 43 offensive tackle and No. 411 player overall in the 2017 class, according to 247 Sports Composite rankings. Bateman, an Alabama fan, doesn't have an offer from the Crimson Tide.
"If it doesn't happen, then it was just not meant to be," he told The Gadsden Times . "I want it, but I won't harp over it."F#*K OHIO!!!
You're not only an amazingly beautiful man, but you're the greatest football mind to ever exist. <-- Jeffy Shittypants actually posted this. I knew he was in love with me.Comment
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He has the footwork of a drunken three-legged wildebeest. But his size and strength compensate some for his slowness and footwork issues."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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The annual wildebeest migration would definitely draw a lot of flags.Comment
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And flies"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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You live in Alabama, so I trust your judgement on flies. I don't attract that many, I guess.Comment
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I've been to Michigan. You actually DO live in Alabama in a very real way."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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You probably just visited the spots open to foreigners. We're not stupid.Comment
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Hmmm... Yes you are...like I said, I have been to Michigan. It is Alabama with fewer hills and no Gulf.We're not stupid."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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I think you're just trying to sanitize Alabama. Nobody's fooled.Comment
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Sanitize? No. Not my style. I'm just a simple purveyor of truth; traveling the countryside, searching for my relatives, and practicing my Kung fu."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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I saw them last week. They told me to tell you they are in Death Valley. They also said they have enough water and food for everyone so no need to bring your own.Comment
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Great Lakes, collectively and individually >>>>> Alabama's Gulf shoreline.
That is all."in order to lead America you must love America"Comment
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I only carry my leather satchel and a flute. Kwai Chang Alum can live off the land."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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