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[Hannibal]

Hawai'i is so bad that those of us with modest English proficiency search for the words, metaphors, similes, other comparisons etc to paint an accurate picture and, when we're done and haved reviewed our work, we can only conclude it's not enough. .

"SMU first year off of death penalty" might be an apt description.

[klondike]

Hawai'i is so bad that those of us with modest English proficiency search for the words, metaphors, similes, other comparisons etc to paint an accurate picture and, when we're done and haved reviewed our work, we can only conclude it's not enough. And, ultimately, they're so language-defying awful that we're reduced to the gutteral noises, clicks and hand-waving that are trademarks of The Wizard, Strangelove and other like-educated folks.

That said, we can't really "know" how this M-Hawai'i game is going to go. Look for HARBAUGH!!!! to work on some things, not run up the score and for it be something like 27-3.

That's the thing. UM reads this stuff and will come into this game thinking the 🌈 are worse than monkeypox. Things could get sloppy and they're athletes on the other side of the field. 50 point spread.. Take the under.

[iam416]

It’s a 50 point spread and it’ll be 50. Your “thing” is not a real thing. And while they technically may have “athletes,” so do 7th grade teams across the country.

Do not come here and talk about Hawaii having athletes. Have some respect.

[klondike]

I always wondered why Hawaii doesn't do better considering recruiting to a paradise of sorts. Maybe it's too isolated.

[Hannibal]

I always wondered why Hawaii doesn't do better considering recruiting to a paradise of sorts. Maybe it's too isolated.

It's not necessarily a paradise to live there. Also -- I don't think that players care about their surroundings a ton when they make a decision to play football somewhere. Their whole life is essentially playing football, training to play football, or staying eligible.

[iam416]

They want to win and go to the NFL. And most want to be reasonably close to home so their parents can watch (among other reasons).

[Jeff Buchanan]

It’s a 50 point spread and it’ll be 50. Your “thing” is not a real thing. And while they technically may have “athletes,” so do 7th grade teams across the country.

Do not come here and talk about Hawaii having athletes. Have some respect.

Fair ...... feelings ball and deserving of the mockery cannon.

[iam416]

Look, I’m on record saying it’s almost impossible to overstate how bad Hawaii is. The English language is insufficient.

If you boys want hem haw about Iowa or Illinois or whatever, alright. It’s nonsense, but it’s within the realm of possibility.

Hawaii would get boat-raced by NEBRASKA. I mean like 49-10 stuff.

[THE_WIZARD_]

lucid

[THE_WIZARD_]

UH is playing at a Division 2 level...well below FCS...

[iam416]

Clemson with a nice little 4th Quarter to improbably cover with ease.

5-2-1 in conference; 3-0 in wildcard games.

[WingsFan]

Iowa opens 3.5 point favorites against Iowa State. Im taking Iowa to win that game, not sure if they will cover.

[lineygoblue]

Iowa will cover.

[WingsFan]

Your probably right

[THE_WIZARD_]

What is the over/under....15?