Around the Big Ten

[THE_WIZARD_]

::::pops popcorn::::

[iam416]

He’s officially snapped. And I’m just warming up. When this shit is final I’m going shove every one of his ignorant BlueAnon posts up his ass. For as long as I’m allowed to post here.

[iam416]

Goddamn do I hope something else comes up early this week.

[Tom W]

Goddamn do I hope something else comes up early this week.

Maybe you should just spend the week doing something more productive. Thanksgiving dinners don't cook themselves, you know.

[Dr. Strangelove]

So how was everyone'e weeken-

[Mike]

You might need a Xanax, dude.

[iam416]

Nah. Shotgun to the head on Saturday, but that's it.

[Mike]

I don't think you have much to worry about on Saturday. Michigan will run 45 times for 82 yards, give up 4 sacks, and throw 3 picks.

[iam416]

M's bully ball offense will work.

In 2005 I picked OSU because I thought Troy Smith was better than Chad Henne. Pretty even teams otherwise. This year I think JJ is better than the Honda McCord.

OSU has advantages -- certainly w/ skill players. But M has advantages, too. Better on both sides of the ball. And their big advantage is at QB.

[THE_WIZARD_]

M 27-21

[Dr. Strangelove]

M 45, OSU 13

Brazen cheaters win this round but 2024 will be REVENGE TOUR, only this time, a successful one!

[THE_WIZARD_]

...and the sandbagging suddenly takes a quantum leap...

[Dr. Strangelove]

Have you seen our offense? It's Huskers-go-to-Dublin bad.

[Mike]

You mean the offense with the most explosive offensive weapon in CFB? We're hoping to hell that Roman Wilson is available so we have at least ONE legitimate WR for JJ to target whenever he's not pulling (fake) grass out of his facemask or looking out his ear hole.

[THE_WIZARD_]

...yet another quantum leap...

...I need a bucket...