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  • Originally posted by froot loops View Post
    There was a rumor when this came out initially that the military reconnaissance operation did not deem TCU to be a viable opponent, so they didn't send anyone to scout them. Maybe the Venmo detectives can bear that out.
    Yeah, that certainly seems likely. I mean, very likely.

    Though, a report I remember from last year was that TCU had to close practices. Which, in retrospect, makes sense. No doubt M was trying to get their signs by any means necessary.
    Dan Patrick: What was your reaction to [Urban Meyer being hired]?
    Brady Hoke: You know.....not....good.

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    • Sadly there hasn't been enough of the "everybody does this, we're just a lot dumber and suck at it" today

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      • Give it time.
        Dan Patrick: What was your reaction to [Urban Meyer being hired]?
        Brady Hoke: You know.....not....good.

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        • I'm certain the current coaching staff in East Lansing does not have the competence to deploy such a brilliant military reconnaissance operation. They can't even get the players to report to practice in time.

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          • Well, that's true.
            Dan Patrick: What was your reaction to [Urban Meyer being hired]?
            Brady Hoke: You know.....not....good.

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            • Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove View Post
              Sadly there hasn't been enough of the "everybody does this, we're just a lot dumber and suck at it" today
              It’s been clouded out by the tears of shattered fanbases from OSU and MSU.

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              • Here Aiden Hutchinson knows exactly what OSU is gonna run. It’s call “GET TRUCKED MOTHERFUCKER”.

                He ran it to perfection.

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                • Stealing signs helps, at best, stop 2 plays a game. That's why we have a team of 4 staffers dedicated to stealing signs. It's their only job: get us those signals.

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                  • So HARBAUGH!!!!! has 6 years of total failure. No conference titles, never betting Ohio State. 6 years. And his 6th year is actually saved by Covid because they were legit bad. He is on the verge of getting run out of town. Everyone in AA wants him gone and if an NFL team wanted him he would have been gone. He is even forced to take a humiliating paycut. He then institutes a massive effort to cheat -- to effectively limit his ability to miscoach games by knowing exactly what the other team is doing. And then, smug in his new operation, takes to calling a Coach who's dad committed suicide someone who was born on third base.

                    That's the M Way.

                    Such goddamn cheaters. So classless.​​​​
                    Dan Patrick: What was your reaction to [Urban Meyer being hired]?
                    Brady Hoke: You know.....not....good.

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                    • We're so convinced stealing signs is effectively worthless, our HIGHLY DECORATED MARINE codebreaker stands next to our coordinators and whispers things to them for the entire game.

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                      • After the 33rd time stealing signs we gave it up. Took us 33 tries to learn that stealing signs wasn't worth it. Crime doesn't pay, boys.

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                        • Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove View Post
                          Stealing signs helps, at best, stop 2 plays a game. That's why we have a team of 4 staffers dedicated to stealing signs. It's their only job: get us those signals.
                          Who are the 4 staffers? Or are you talking about OSU?

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                          • Originally posted by Mike View Post

                            Who are the 4 staffers? Or are you talking about OSU?
                            Stallion and his 3 unnamed "assistants". We going to seriously consider Stallion pays them all on his own? On 55k a year?

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                            • I've hear from reliable sources (Michigan fans) that Captain Stalions was just a super fan and independently wealthy. That checks out.

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                              • Originally posted by Mike View Post

                                Man, it must suck to be a Sparty right now. I mean, it always does. But especially now, man. Holy shit.
                                Like the calls of the loons, you never how much we miss the smack talk of the Sparties- until even they give up hope. Going to Spartan stadium must have been about as terrifying as going into the produce section at Meijer and expecting to get attacked by the lettuce.

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