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[Tom W]

So HARBAUGH!!!!! has 6 years of total failure. No conference titles, never betting Ohio State. 6 years. And his 6th year is actually saved by Covid because they were legit bad. He is on the verge of getting run out of town. Everyone in AA wants him gone and if an NFL team wanted him he would have been gone. He is even forced to take a humiliating paycut. He then institutes a massive effort to cheat -- to effectively limit his ability to miscoach games by knowing exactly what the other team is doing. And then, smug in his new operation, takes to calling a Coach who's dad committed suicide someone who was born on third base.

That's the M Way.

Such goddamn cheaters. So classless.

Going back to military analogies, that pretty much sounds like the path that two of ohio's favorite sons- U.S. Grant and W.T. Sherman- took to eventual glory. A pair of perpetual screwups who just happened to show up at the right moment. They succeeded in spite of themselves because they grasped the basic concept that you need to use every means possible - including breaking their codes- to defeat their enemies.

That's not an "M Way".or just a military way. It's a "Leadership Way". Meyer. Tressel, Bo and Woody all understood this. Hell, even Lou Holtz understands this.

Third Baseman? LOL. Grant and Sherman would be ashamed that this guy was representing ohio.

[iam416]

Awful.

[THE_WIZARD_]

So HARBAUGH!!!!! has 6 years of total failure. No conference titles, never betting Ohio State. 6 years. And his 6th year is actually saved by Covid because they were legit bad. He is on the verge of getting run out of town. Everyone in AA wants him gone and if an NFL team wanted him he would have been gone. He is even forced to take a humiliating paycut. He then institutes a massive effort to cheat -- to effectively limit his ability to miscoach games by knowing exactly what the other team is doing. And then, smug in his new operation, takes to calling a Coach who's dad committed suicide someone who was born on third base.

That's the M Way.

Such goddamn cheaters. So classless.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Accurate

[THE_WIZARD_]

I thought so. Talent plagiarized me.

[THE_WIZARD_]

I'm firmly convinced that HARBAUGH!!!!!!! would have only beat UNL 27-10 without the cheating.

fuckers

[froot loops]

"Every coach, every executive, every leader: They all know right from wrong. Even those Enron guys. When someone uncovers a scandal in their company, I don't think they can say, "I didn't know that was going on." They're just saying they're too dumb to do their job! And if they really are too dumb, then why are they getting paid millions of dollars to do it? They know what's going on." - Glenn Schembechler from Bo's Lasting Lessons

[iam416]

HARBAUGH!!! is a christian. He'd never orchestrate a widespread cheating operation....

....unless it was absolutely necessary to save his job and reputation and finally beat Ohio State after 6 years of total failure.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Michigan should expand the budget and steal signs everywhere and improve that 1-6 bowl record.

Er what I meant is you receive no advantage from stealing signs. No point to even do it.

[Mike]

Two shattered fanbases on display. Do I hear a third!?

[iam416]

Like I said -- it's not even a matter of if HARBAUGH!!!! orchestrated a sign-stealing operation that was obviously against the rules. We know that. The only thing M fans have now is -- eh, it didn't matter at all.

LOL.

Ohio State broke HARBAUGH!!!!!

And this was his answer. He went rogue. He flaunted the rules and finally, after 6 seasons of futility, obtained some success.

[froot loops]

There was a rumor when this came out initially that the military reconnaissance operation did not deem TCU to be a viable opponent, so they didn't send anyone to scout them. Maybe the Venmo detectives can bear that out.

[Mike]

THANK GOD

[Dr. Strangelove]

OSU = The Dark Knight

HARBAUGH!!!! = Gotham's Mob

Connor Stallion = The Joker

[Mike]

There was a rumor when this came out initially that the military reconnaissance operation did not deem TCU to be a viable opponent, so they didn't send anyone to scout them. Maybe the Venmo detectives can bear that out.

Man, it must suck to be a Sparty right now. I mean, it always does. But especially now, man. Holy shit.