Around the Big Ten

[iam416]

M managed to practice on that Sunday. They had plenty of players. They just didn't want to get ass-raped. HARBAUGH!!!!! ran from an ass-kicking then decided the only way to beat Ohio State was if he knew what plays they were calling. The new M DCs sure look like geniuses when they know exactly what's coming!

But, hey -- like I said -- I'm sure if the shoe was on the other foot Wingy and Liney wouldn't be loving every minute of it.

[klondike]

I'm sure Ohio would never think about doing anything but the most upworthy noble things to beat the team up north.

[Dr. Strangelove]

That dastardly Tressel gained an unfair competitive advantage by...encouraging his players to uh, trade memorabilia for tattoos and shit...

Cheating bastage

[lineygoblue]

I know this is all sass, but I love reminding you of the truth, in your drug induced world.

The OSU game was not the only one cancelled at the end of 2020. Michigan's games against Maryland and Iowa were also cancelled by the Big Ten's Covid mandate. Michigan could not field teams of sufficient numbers to satisfy Big Ten requirements for any of those games.

Harbaugh lobbied to play "the game" anyway, stating that he had "about 50" players who were not sick, and could play. Many of those were walk-ons from the practice squad. During that week, Michigan had an additional 12 players test positive for Covid, and several others were awaiting test results for "contact tracing" (remember that?).

Kevin Warren, Gretchen Witless, Warde Manuel and Mark Schlissel forced the decision to not play the game. Schlissel bowed his knee to every word of Gretch during those days. She was, and still is, a tyrant. Manuel toddled alongside Schlissel like a good little mascot. He still has not grown a backbone in 2023.

So, you'll just have to be patient for that hundo that CRD craves so badly. You'll have a good shot at it in '24.

[Tom W]

We're all in agreement that Michigan sucked, for whatever reason, in 2020. They would have gotten abused in Columbus. But, hey, at least you made the playoff.

Just about EVERYTHING sucked (to a level in which we may never know) in 2020.

You can fantasize about forgetting a year or you can fantasize about inflicting abuse on your rivals. Take your pick,

[iam416]

That dastardly Tressel gained an unfair competitive advantage by...encouraging his players to uh, trade memorabilia for tattoos and shit...

Cheating bastage

LOL.

M will never know what it’s like to win without cheating.

[Mike]

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[klondike]

How unlucky is Day. To be totally decimated during the greatest surveillance and counter intelligence caper in sports history.

[iam416]

Well, the Astros operation was pretty impressive. But, yeah. CRD's disgraceful record is definitely helped by M's KGB operation.

Speaking of which, fuck Penn State. Goddamn is this afternoon going to suck ass.

[klondike]

Well, the Astros operation was pretty impressive. But, yeah. CRD's disgraceful record is definitely helped by M's KGB operation.

Speaking of which, fuck Penn State. Goddamn is this afternoon going to suck ass.

You mean there's football being played. That's refreshing. Go Franklin!

[iam416]

Die

[THE_WIZARD_]

Loving the sass...

[lineygoblue]

Loving the sass...

Not as much as we love you, big guy.

[THE_WIZARD_]

slowly backs out of room

[lineygoblue]

Is that all it took to get rid of you?

wow .. who knew?