The Rest of College Football

[iam416]

And Leach proved he could win in Lubbock. The P10 North isn't exactly a death march, either. Oregon is clearly top dog, but any of the other 5 could be #2 in any given year.

[JRB]

I thought Paul Wulff should have gotten another year at Washington State. The overall record was awful, no doubt, but that was a much improved team this year, and it would have been considerably better if any of the three QBs they started could have stayed healthy-- they lost their starter minutes into the opening game, and they lost their third-string freshman Connor Halliday a week after he put up 494 yards and 4 TDs in his first start(a win against Arizona State) to a lacerated liver. Wulff had precious little luck with injuries during his tenure, which made a bad situation that much worse, since he basically inherited an FCS roster.

Leach is a great press-conference hire. It'll boost interest in the program, and it might even work out in the short term-- Leach is getting a much more talented roster than Wulff inherited, with QBs that can run his system. But you can't tell me Mike Leach really gives a damn about Washington State. If he does get them bowl-eligible, he'll look for a more high-profile job the first chance he gets.

[iam416]

I thought Wazzu was much better, too.

And I agree re Leach flying the coop.

[entropy]

the craigslist troll might be the greatest ever.. it is all over the national news

[Jamie H]

I can't see what was posted as Craigslist has pulled it down. What happened?

[UMStan White]

"But you can't tell me Mike Leach really gives a damn about Washington State. If he does get them bowl-eligible, he'll look for a more high-profile job the first chance he gets."

Just like Price. As long as he stays sober and away from strippers with a penchant for room service before he signs his next contract, he might pull off the move from Pullman.

[UMStan White]

Someone posted on Craig's list that they were seeking, "seat fillers" for a "special downtown event" In Indianapolis for Saturday night. Those who signed up would get $75.00, free parking and a free ticket to "the event". People had to wear either green or red. It appears to be a hoax but as Entropy said, it got free press all over the net and otherwise with every major outlet reporting the story

[entropy]

It is a troll...

Maybe one of the most viral pranks in a long time..

[Mike]

CCGs are made-for-TV events anyway. The ACC game always looks like an NFL preseason game in Jax, the Big 12 used to have empty seats, too. I like the Pac 12's approach by having the better team get to host the game. They'll never have a problem selling the place out and people are going to watch on TV regardless where the game is played. It would really add some spice to rematches, also. If the Big Ten used the Pac 12's format Sparty would be hosting Wisky. Given that they had a better record and beat them head-to-head I think that's totally fair. OTOH, it IS Sparty so I don't care if they are treated fairly... but I digress.

[entropy]

A CONVERSATION WITH THE B1G SEATFILLER HOAXSTER




So we kept emailing the B1G hoaxster--and yes, it was a hoax--to see if we were going to get a response. You'd think someone who'd pulled off a successful prank would simply flee the scene of the crime, their work done and the feat accomplished, but the pros do this a bit differently. We'll call them ICC-LOF, or to humanize them a bit, "Iceloaf." This is both a phonetic reading of the email signature and the worst callsign in the history of the world.

Emails presented in chronological order. They begin with the response to our interest in filling a seat at the B1G Championship Game. (We were never going to go, because seriously, we're only going to Indianapolis if we get cancer of the dick and the only dick cancer specialist in the world, Doctor Penishero. (BTW, Dr. Penishero would never live in Indy. He's a Miami man through and through.)

Email one:



On Nov 30, 2011, at 12:46 PM, ICC LOF wrote:

Hi there,

Thanks for expressing interest in helping us fill empty seats on Saturday night. We have received a huge response from folks looking to fill seats, but as we're expecting a large need, we have recorded your e-mail address, and will be sending out details Saturday morning to match the expected number of needed seat-fillers. If you receive this e-mail, you will have been selected. Our client has asked for discretion about this opportunity, as "seat-filling" is behind-the-scenes aspect of this event production. Unfortunately, it's already receiving some publicity, so if the ad is taken down soon, don't worry. The show, as they say, must go on, and we are close to having enough folks to fill all empty seats, and then some!

On the day of the event event, we will designate a parking garage and validate your parking. Seat fillers will be assigned seats inside or near the event close to the event start time. We expect fillers will need to be checked in around 6:30pm on Saturday. The event itself begins shortly after 8pm, and we expect it to conclude close to midnight. You will receive payment at the end of the evening upon turning in the paperwork given to you at the beginning of the evening.

No experience is necessary, and there are no age, sex, or race requirements. We are asking that all participants wear red or dark green clothing.

This is an exciting opportunity to be paid to see a live event! We look forward to seeing you on Saturday.

If you have more questions, don't hesitate to ask,

-ICC

We then wrote back with a very specific condition.

From: Spencer Hall
To: ICC LOF
Sent: Wednesday, November 30, 2011 12:26 PM
Subject: Re: Event Seat-Filler (Indianapolis / Downtown)

Okay, great. I am disabled, and will require wheelchair access.

At this point, we began the fun part of the discussion.

From: ICC LOF
To: Spencer Hall
Sent: Wednesday, November 30, 2011 5:16 PM
Subject: Re: Event Seat-Filler (Indianapolis / Downtown)

Hmm. Not sure that will work. Cripples don't play well on TV. We need people who can be excited and jump around and stuff. Especially between the 3rd and 4th Quarter. Silly Wisconsin.

Then, this, just a few minutes later.

On Nov 30, 2011, at 9:02 PM, ICC LOF wrote:

Sorry, that was rude. Our intern got out of control. We sacked him.

Please come. But bring someone to push you up the big ramps and stuff. And an insurance policy. Yeah.

At this point, delighted and horrified by the thought of the poor, devious, and perfectly healthy soul who would actually drive from Dayton, Ohio and bring their own wheelchair and pushing-buddy just to get into the B1G game, we decided this person was willing to talk.

From: Spencer Hall
To: ICC LOF
Sent: Wednesday, November 30, 2011 6:34 PM
Subject: Re: Event Seat-Filler (Indianapolis / Downtown)

So the question is: when did you think of this, and how many actual responses did you get?

And they were. Holy [Callahan's Ugly Stepchild], this worked brilliantly.

From: ICC LOF
Subject: Re: Event Seat-Filler (Indianapolis / Downtown)
Date: November 30, 2011 9:37:23 PM EST

Over 2000 e-mail responses. Thought it up last night. Angry about the ticket prices I got for my B1G tickets. Stupid Michigan State and Wisconsin. Thought about trying to scapegoat Dan Beebe or the Pac-12 or Texas... but that's a lot of work.

The funniest thing was all the damn Spartan and Badger fans who crawled out of the woodwork. Can't be bothered to drive 3 / 6 hours for their team and buy a cheapass 20 dollar ticket on stubhub, but FREE ticket? Nom nom nom. They should be disqualified.

The Gator Bowl has to be shitting itself knowing it's forced to take the loser of this game. Then again, maybe since none of them are going to Indy, they'll have money for the trip to Jacksonville (who am I kidding, does anyone want to go to Jacksonville).

Oh, the guy who wanted to bring his 5 kids under the age of 8 from Dayton, and wanted to know if they got paid by regular people was funny too.

Dayton is straight scheisty, guys. Please note the grandeur of this hoax, since Iceloaf not only responded to us, but to another person we know, and if this conversation is true, others who had very specific questions about how this worked. Enjoy the comic vision of Iceloaf thinking they might get five, or six responses, and then logging into their email to see "YOU HAVE 875 NEW MESSAGES." There had to be panicked giggling for miles, and perhaps some jumping up and down in an office chair.

It continues.

From: Spencer Hall
To: ICC LOF
Sent: Wednesday, November 30, 2011 6:41 PM
Subject: Re: Event Seat-Filler (Indianapolis / Downtown)

So I'm guessing you're a Big Ten fan, most likely (by the numbers) an OSU or PSU fan.

Numbers? Pffft.

I'm a fan of all college football. Though my degree is from a Big Ten school. Not the one you're guessing though.
SABOTAGED FROM WITHIN, DELANY. He may be a saboteur, but Iceloaf is not a total bastard.

From: Spencer Hall
To: ICC LOF
Sent: Wednesday, November 30, 2011 6:45 PM
Subject: Re: Event Seat-Filler (Indianapolis / Downtown)

Fair enough. Will you be there to see if anyone actually shows up? And if so, will you point and laugh?

Frankly, we might do this, especially if this were the SEC and involved people from the state of Alabama

Should we take it that far? It seems a bit cruel to send people to a location hoping they'll get tickets, especially if they travel. I mean, a sucker is born every day, but I shouldn't lead them off the cliff. Besides, promising to pay someone for showing up somewhere and then not being real is probably against some law somewhere. Seems risky. Already lost enough money on the B1G tickets.

It all started as a small twitter joke, and then got out of control from there. I mean, we hoped it'd get out of control, but couldn't have imagined this.

We thought about issuing a press release or something, or trying to pretend to be a PR firm that got secretly hired (and then fired by the B1G) - but really, how much further could you take it at this point (without having people actually show up to the game and then get pissed at you... I guess maybe you could pretend to be one of them... the footage would probably be good)

I'm just guessing most of the folks that e-mailed were Occupying somewhere and now need something to do since they've been evicted. Occupy B1G has a nice ring to it, no?

Brilliantly struck, Iceloaf, and excellent work all around. We remind everyone that while the B1G Championship game is sold out, the MAC Championship game has tickets available, and is way more fun because it is the only championship game where one can a.) watch guaranteed entertainment with optional defense, b.) purchase 10 acres of urban farmland for $28, c.) ROBOCOP STATUE, and d.) yell clearly and without impediment by other spectators at Joe Tessitore and Rod Gilmore in the booth.

[entropy]

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/12/1/2602611/a-conversation-with-the-b1g-seatfiller-hoaxster

easier read..

[lineygoblue]

I love it.

Brilliant.

[entropy]

I enjoyed reading the comments too.

I'm hoping the big leaves the guy alone... it is free press.

[lineygoblue]

You know .. I have to say .. that guy's posting style reminds me a lot of a certain fellow who posts in here quite often ... could it be?...

nah ...

[entropy]

it's not someone from this board.. or any of the boards you've been on..