Brady Unlimited III: Wolverines in the NFL & NFL News

[Dr. Strangelove]

Strangeloe, like all Bunghole fans, won't eat pizza without shaking a shitload of cinnamon on to it and he has the nerve to insult the esteemed Mahoning Valley.

We're seeing new lows here, and that's accounting for the utter horror of the Miscellaneous thread the past few days.

Lorain kids used to be some hardened motherfuckers, but years spent attaining a degree from one of the world's IT schools and then puting it to use in the marginally competitive field of leasing agent has softened a heretofore already mealy Strangelove. Perhaps it's his time spent in driving around Trump country that has him so infatuated with Joe Cool and Appalachia. Or, more likely, he's just a fucking twatwaffle, shameless bandwagonner like Mike.

I'm beginning to think Strangelove's "just a kid from Lorain" story is full of shit and he more likely grew up in Vermillion or some other such upper class lake hamlet that, while thinking way too much of itself, is considerably less third world than Lorain.

Less is more, Whoreson of Traficant. Finish your pepperoni roll, stop hiding from your wife in the Sheetz Beer Cave, and get your lazy, taxpayer-funded ass to work before ten, you glorified water department supervisor. Even THE_WZIARD_, a man with all the cerebral ability of a mollusk, has had enough of your shit.

[lineygoblue]

and brought glory to the most loathsome SEC school, LSU.

I thought that was Georgia

[lineygoblue]

I'm beginning to think Strangelove's "just a kid from Lorain" story is full of shit and he more likely grew up in Vermillion or some other such upper class lake hamlet that, while thinking way too much of itself, is considerably less third world than Lorain.

Maybe he's really from Wapakoneta?

[iam416]

DSL obviously deserves profuse vitriol, but that's going a little too far.

[froot loops]

Teams to root for

1. San Fran (boring team, Mr. Irrelevant, Jed York knew Harbaugh was a bad person)
2. Chiefs (Chief fans may be rabid but they all reside in Missouri and Kansas, who cares), one huge demerit for the franchise trying to take away Thanksgiving from Detroit
3. Cincy (I really like the city of Cincinnati but Joe Burrow is highly annoying in a way even A-Aron has never gotten to)
4. Philly (99 percent of the time, I root against against all things Philly and their defeated fans)

[edindetroit]

Joe Burrow bugs me.

He's a bit cocky like Jim McMahon but kind. I'm okay with him.

[AlabamAlum]

I thought that was Georgia

The most loathsome coach is Kirby, by far. Kirby is several standard deviations worse than the Child Killer. The worst team and (especially) fans.

[CGVT]

I was pretty ambivalent on Kirby until after the Ohio State game when he claimed it was close because GA didn't play well.

What an arrogant fucking prick

Fuck that bullshit and fuck Kirby

[THE_WIZARD_]

you are so full of hate

STFU

[CGVT]

Teams to root for

1. San Fran (boring team, Mr. Irrelevant, Jed York knew Harbaugh was a bad person)
2. Chiefs (Chief fans may be rabid but they all reside in Missouri and Kansas, who cares), one huge demerit for the franchise trying to take away Thanksgiving from Detroit
3. Cincy (I really like the city of Cincinnati but Joe Burrow is highly annoying in a way even A-Aron has never gotten to)
4. Philly (99 percent of the time, I root against against all things Philly and their defeated fans)

Close I would place Philly over Cincy because Burrow annoys me that much and I'd probably take Philly over the Chiefs because of the reasons you stated, plus I'm tired of the media sucking Mahomes' dick. It would be worse than Shillings' bloody sock if he won the game playing with a high ankle sprain.
And... Fuck a bunch of Chiefs in general

[THE_WIZARD_]

There is not a team left I can root for. Fuck them all.

[Mike]

Talent, can you show us on the doll where the Cincinnati Bengal touched you?

[THE_WIZARD_]

heh

[THE_WIZARD_]

IF I chose a team left it would be the Cincitucky Bangles...since Cam Taylor Britt and Zac Taylor were Huskers...

[THE_WIZARD_]

...and McCauley Burrow's roots are with the Huskers as well...but he is annoying as fuck...

hiya pal