M-Borg vs. THE Flavortown U Thread, Orig. by Buckeye Paul, absconded w/by talent.

[DennisT]

fast weewee too

[Optimus Prime]

Sigmund Freud would have a field day here

I hear you Rob but seriously Coke-head, Oedipus Complex crap , come on?

I'm thinking Catrinel Menghia, Fiat Super Bowl model, wow. She lives in NY now, I think I'll look her up. (although Romanian born), I think I could get past that. I'd pinken her bottom with a the riding crop while drinking her bathwater?


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[Rob F]

I'd go for a ride with her anywhere and in any sort of vehicle she chooses (in my dreams, of course)...

[iam416]

I remember when McClover choose Auburn out of the blue. Substitute Jordan Diamond for McClover and M for OSU, and I reckon you wouldn't have to change a word.

“I had my eyes set on going to Miami or Ohio State,” said McClover. “That’s where I naturally wanted to go. That was my dream, to go play college football at. That was my goal and that’s all I wanted to do. When Auburn came into the picture, I never knew who Auburn was. I didn’t have a clue about Auburn’s history, didn’t know nothing about their players…I didn’t know nothing about Auburn. All I knew that Auburn was willing to give me money to come to their school. I’m not proud about the decisions I made, far as taking money from schools, because at the end of the day, it hurt me more than the school because the school is always going to be there.

“I took a bad name and a lot of negative things came with taking all that money,” he continued. “I felt like I owe the school, like I sold my soul for taking that money. It was one of those things where I committed to Ohio State University and word got to Auburn, and I don’t know how the news got to Auburn so quick, but when they find out that I committed to Ohio State, they offered me money and I took it.

“At the time, I thought I felt I was doing something, a big dawg, getting money for going to school,” he added. “I didn’t think about what I was doing. But when I got to Auburn, I realized that wasn’t the school I wanted to be at, but since I took money from the college, I felt like I owe that college to attend. I feel like this is a part of the problem now at colleges when these kids get offered money. They feel that they owe that college, that coach to come to their school, meaning the kid is not coming to the school of their choice, where their heart is at. They are going to the school that is paying them the most money.”

[THE_WIZARD_]

fast weewee too

:::disturbing:::

[hack]

Awwww -- poor widdle OSU got outbid...

(Interesting. Pleasingly reflective.)

[hack]

Yah, OP -- man up and drink your effing soda water out of a can. 12-pack at Publix probably $2.50.

[Optimus Prime]

If I understand you Hack, you're thinking, "Op that's whole lot of numbers will you put it in an appreciable context?"

Yes Hack, picture yourself driving at 60 mph, then floor it. In the 599, it's like being shot out of the end of a rifle barrel.
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[hack]

I suspect you do not. Most men are from Mars but are you from Venus?

Again -- motorization in any recreational activity is vaginal, IMO. Some exceptions exist. Motors are allowed to get the boat out of the marina but nothing more. Get the sails up ASAP and leverage nature, son.

[iam416]

Hop on your bike or go for your run....or do a brick! Or get the sails up. I stand with Hack.

[hack]

I miss sailing. My dad had a sailboat when I was a kid. When you get a sailboat really cooking the sound of the boat slicing through the waves is very satisfying. Super outdoors activity.

[Optimus Prime]

Sorry Hack, duty calls.

"I miss sailing Barry Manilow. My dad had a sailboat Barry Manilow when I was a kid. When you get a sailboat Barry Manilow really cooking the sound of the boat Barry Manilow slicing through the waves is very satisfying. Super outdoors activity."

no carbon footprint = no fun

[Optimus Prime]

For guys like James Bond, Nathan Hawke and Optimus Prime it?s all about Yin-Yang & Feng Shui!

Kickass motor sportin? for Sportin? Ladies followed by rigorous and intensive danger/sport ? keeps the Prime physically prime?.for Primetime.

For example, Alafia River State Park (reclaimed phosphate strip mine), one of the greatest mountain biking trails in America, south of Tampa. ?Gator Back? Loop, 26 miles?Team OP runs into this badboy, 10 footer, man/woman eater, rolled up on him at full speed. Many would think, ?new boots and belts?, but not the Prime, too much respect for a fellow predator?.



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[hack]

Team OP might be soiling himself whilst attempting to appear brave in that shot, which explains why it is a waist-up shot only, but here on this end of the discussion Ol' Four-Seasons Hack knows that that is not a 10-foot alligator. It is def smaller. Might be able to handle a small dog, but gators aren't going to work for it like that. Even full-sized alligators are not a predator to humans. Small children, maybe.

If I saw that gator I would not pose with it. I would start kicking its ass immediately. First with two short jumpers but then I'd get it going with a kickout to Stauskas, and proceed from there to pummeling its sorry ass for the next two hours.

But I like ``Sportin' Lady''. That should be your name here from now on. Also, nice helmet. Maybe we could take up a collection here and pay for a ``Sportin' Lady'' sticker you can put on it.

[Hannibal]

no carbon footprint = no fun

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