M-Borg vs. THE Flavortown U Thread, Orig. by Buckeye Paul, absconded w/by talent.

[THE_WIZARD_]

Looks like I have a lot of killin' to do then...

[Dr. Strangelove]

Wiz- Here's what Coach Tressel was up to when last Michigan fans saw him. I believe he's now doing fine work for the University of Akron. You should ask that your daughters' high school invite him as a speaker. He's very inspirational.

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[lineygoblue]

You'll be busy ...

[hack]

You anal-obsessed inferior sods are going to be be absolutely despondent in a week's time. We'll miss you.

[Dr. Strangelove]

You anal-obsessed inferior sods are going to be be absolutely despondent in a week's time. We'll miss you.

Is Sunday School over already?

[hack]

It's happening in 6 days and that's the best you can do?

[iam416]

I give Hack some credit. He's at least embracing the nature of The Game. As is OP.

Unfortunately, a number of M fans are just to crushed by reality and the impending dominance by the FLAGSHIP.

Wait, did I say impending? Fuck, sorry. I meant longstanding.

[Dr. Strangelove]

It's happening in 6 days and that's the best you can do?

Can you give us a sneak preview of your approach after the game? It will no doubt contain plenty of Michigan school marm? Lots of posturing and lecturing about how damned pleasant it is to lose with honor? A gallant attempt to convince oneself and others that a trophy-less 8-5 season is better every day of the week than a 12-0 one?

Remember: Urban Meyer may be far more successful at his profession than the sweaty, baloney sandwich-stuffed ape who patrols the Michigan sidelines, but he'll never have the man's amazing strength of character. Repeating that often enough will help get you through the long, cold winter.

[iam416]

And I'm not sure why a UNL fan is so obsessed with the FLAGSHIP. Well, wait, it is the FLAGSHIP, so I get it.

Nonetheless, reminded me of why I used the ignore feature at other websites and why I use it now.

[iam416]

Can you give us a sneak preview of your approach after the game? It will no doubt contain plenty of Michigan school marm? Lots of posturing and lecturing about how damned pleasant it is to lose with honor? A gallant attempt to convince oneself and others that a trophy-less 8-5 season is better every day of the week than a 12-0 one?

Remember: Urban Meyer may be far more successful at his profession than the sweaty, baloney sandwich-stuffed ape who patrols the Michigan sidelines, but he'll never have the man's amazing strength of character. Repeating that often enough will help get you through the long, cold winter.

LMAO. You forgot "the joy of playing in a mid-rate bowl no one cares about" and "while you have to start following your top 5 hoops team"....

[Dr. Strangelove]

LMAO. You forgot "the joy of playing in a mid-rate bowl no one cares about" and "while you have to start following your top 5 hoops team"....

Well when you're a second-rate program like Minnesota or Michigan you get a sincere thrill over attending the 7th Annual Buick Skylark Classic presented by Frito-Lay. I can't entirely fault them there. The players will be getting free IPod Nanos and a $50 gift certificate from Omaha Steaks (all confiscated by Coach Hoke, naturally).

It shows what small ambitions they have and what small minds indeed but it's understandable.

[Rocky Bleier]

If osu is the flagship, does that mean all BIG teams should be on probation for massive cheating in the future? So far it's just peodophile state university that has followed the lead of the flagship.

[iam416]

M is on probation for its cheating, too!

I love the "gallant loss" meme. So pitifully confederate and, well, just pitiful. The rationalization fills my heart, though.

[hack]

Sneak preview? I assume you mean in the context of this forum. We'll be here enjoying it and occasionally wondering when you two will be brave enough to show up again. Will it be a week or more? Either way, we'll miss you. Given how you'll be losing two or three times to Michigan's basketball team this season and visit the Big House next November for your third straight loss to a team that does not cheat, I don't expect to see much of you or your ilk lot come six days from now. Check in from time to time though please. Remind us of what it's like to live a life devoid of anything to feel proud of.

[iam416]

I almost think hack has talked himself into believing that. Almost. LOL. I wish he did, though.

It's still GREAT to be the FLAGSHIP.