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Dear Mr. Talent, Esq.:
You have a valid point, but I would appeal to your sense of fair play. Already having the SEC thread as some ersatz soccer thread is one thing, but adding tennis or cycling as insult is uncouth, especially with the Nebraska thread begging for attention.
But the decision is yours, good sir. All I can offer in reply (if you decide to decline my counter) is tranny, elder nudity, and scat pics here. Be assured, I will push that envelope until I’m banned from this very forum - and maybe that’s your long play here? A veritable secondary gain. If so, when I am on the precipice of being banned, I will tip my cap to you as I post a pic of a naked octogenarian sipping his own feces out of a margarita glass - sending me into the abyss, never to be seen or heard from again.
Your coup de grace, however will be two-edged. While you will rid this forum of my presence, aren’t we enriched and defined by the battles we face? Who here will fill that void? Wiz? Dr. StrangeHannibal? No, we both know those aren’t worthy adversaries. I’m not even sure that one of those gentlemen has opposable thumbs. Sure, Dr. StrangeHannibal may, but it’s not like he’s one of the more advanced simians. I’m thinking a lemur or something with a prehensile tail.
Anyway, I am loath to close, and anxiously await your answer on the morrow.
Faithfully,
A.Alum
You have a valid point, but I would appeal to your sense of fair play. Already having the SEC thread as some ersatz soccer thread is one thing, but adding tennis or cycling as insult is uncouth, especially with the Nebraska thread begging for attention.
But the decision is yours, good sir. All I can offer in reply (if you decide to decline my counter) is tranny, elder nudity, and scat pics here. Be assured, I will push that envelope until I’m banned from this very forum - and maybe that’s your long play here? A veritable secondary gain. If so, when I am on the precipice of being banned, I will tip my cap to you as I post a pic of a naked octogenarian sipping his own feces out of a margarita glass - sending me into the abyss, never to be seen or heard from again.
Your coup de grace, however will be two-edged. While you will rid this forum of my presence, aren’t we enriched and defined by the battles we face? Who here will fill that void? Wiz? Dr. StrangeHannibal? No, we both know those aren’t worthy adversaries. I’m not even sure that one of those gentlemen has opposable thumbs. Sure, Dr. StrangeHannibal may, but it’s not like he’s one of the more advanced simians. I’m thinking a lemur or something with a prehensile tail.
Anyway, I am loath to close, and anxiously await your answer on the morrow.
Faithfully,
A.Alum
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