M-Borg vs. THE Flavortown U Thread, Orig. by Buckeye Paul, absconded w/by talent.

[DennisT]

Owned is being a dope who hangs out at an opponent's forum.

[iam416]

Hahahaha! The wit of a M Man!

[whodean]

Talent is a kept man

[Pasadena Blue]

Talent is a kept man

but better than being a kept poodle?

[Optimus Prime]

Frances, his neutered bitch.

[madootra]

Just you wait......Talent is gonna break out the hashtags, and Allcaps any second now.

[entropy]

[hack]

If that wasn't incredibly terribly awful, it would be kinda cool.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Number of conference titles this staff has produced: zero

Number of Cici's Pizzas this staff has put out of business: four

[hack]

Also zero for you for the first number, but your staff's budget for lawyers is far more than our staff's pizza expense.

[Dr. Strangelove]

An undefeated season makes an adequate substitute. This year they will achieve what's considered unthinkable to everyone who's worked with Coach Hoke: win a damn conf title.

[WM Wolverine]

More bull$shit.

[hack]

An undefeated season makes an adequate substitute. This year they will achieve what's considered unthinkable to everyone who's worked with Coach Hoke: win a damn conf title.

For you, maybe. Up here we are not so versed in the art of lying to ourselves.

[Rocky Bleier]

There are a few young men from Ohio who are honorable:

[Dr. Strangelove]

Yes, yes, I'm purposely overlooking the prestigious MAC runner-up trophy that Brady keeps a photo of in his wallet.

No doubt coaches Stoneface, Flounder, Stay-Puff, and Horshack have Michigan poised to challenge Sparty for best-in-the-state this year.