M-Borg vs. THE Flavortown U Thread, Orig. by Buckeye Paul, absconded w/by talent.

[The Oracle]

Oh, god. Who the fuck wrote that? If that's an article from a "writer" then...get fuckin life. That self conscious that you have to write an article about what other teams did? Who gives a shit.

[iam416]

Well, Oracle, in modern day of pervasive sanctimonious "hot takes," some feel the need to point out how stupid those are. So, you know, someone summarizes what is apparently the CFB standard for dealing with DUIs in the face of "1 game is a joke!!!"

You might understand as you've posted several times on an "offsides" that wasn't called and no one really contends cost the Goofers the game. Yet, it is in, some small way, an affront to M, so you take issue with it. And that's fine.

[The Oracle]

I didn't even read it, so I could care less what it says. But if a "writer" wrote it, yes, it's pathetic. I've written about 5 sentences on the "off sides", not a thesis.

[Dr. Strangelove]

So as it turns out, a one-game suspension is the standard punishment for DUI around college football. Including what Michigan has done in the past

No wonder Oracle doesn't want to read that.

[The Oracle]

Good luck finding one post I've ever made in my 10+ years here on a program's punishment to players. I don't give 2 fucks about that.

[iam416]

Oracle doesn't care about JTB and he hasn't trolled about it in the least.

Edit** -- dammit...he beat me to it by seconds!

[The Oracle]

You seem awful worried about what other fans think about it...you write that?

[The Oracle]

Oracle doesn't care about JTB and he hasn't trolled about it in the least.

Edit** -- dammit...he beat me to it by seconds!

I don't know if that's sarcasm or not, but it's true. The only red flag is the dealer plates, which is probably made up anyway.

[iam416]

Absolutely true. You generally don't waste your time with nonsense. It is, perhaps, your singular redeeming quality as a poster.

[Prime2]

Thanks Talent, your email inspired me which led to thinking why should I allow others to spoil my fun? Hopefully he finds peace, a park bench and a bag of pigeon food with his name on it.

More Meyer/Hernandez shame, sadly Ricki Lake is out of business, that would have been a perfect venue for Meyer to purge his soul on.

http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl-news....google.com%2F
http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/...ording-sources

http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports...n-07-shooting/

[iam416]

:-)

[iam416]

Putting to rest the "Explorer w/ dealer tags" rumor...lol...JTB was driving a car with Texas plates, which, you know, makes sense.

[Prime2]

Barrett blew .099 and not .08 and faces 2 criminal charges plus backing away from a police soberitiy check stop while trying to unsuccessfully evade the Po Po. Apparently the Police haven't charged him with underage drinking, yet anyway.



Meyer was wise to have Barrett released to Cardale Jonez in the event they wished to keep drinking. At 250 lbs, CJ should be able to knock a gallon or two off of Ripple or Night Train Express and still keep it between the lines and certainly "above the line" (set by Urban Meyer, whatever the hell that means).

[iam416]

JTB was driving a 2003 Trail Blazer with Texas plates. LMAO. Yeah, that's going to be a problem!

Anyway, he also loses his summer financial aid. That can't please his parents in the least.

[WingsFan]

No worries, the boosters will cover it for him$$$