M-Borg vs. THE Flavortown U Thread, Orig. by Buckeye Paul, absconded w/by talent.

[Mike]

What does that mean?

[whodean]

The OHIO BULL$HIT THREAD - They like them Grown & Sexy!-

Ahh, the oLIEo heathen and the woodsy Spitoons are showing fear.

As they should be, for Harbaugh is coming.

[iam416]

What does that mean?

I dunno. I'm not sure I want to know. I'd prefer this thread be the bastion of bold predictions about M dominance under JH. Or, at least, bold predictions about Ohio State's forthcoming obliteration in the Sugar and/or game discussion.

In terms of recruiting, I only know that JH will have a much easier go of it than he did at Stanford because (a) it's M football not Stanford football and (b) it's M academics not Stanford academics. So he should bring in a top 5 class for 2016. Have zero idea about any other stuff or channels. Whatever.

[hack]

That's odd - if that was really me I don't know what I was thinking. That makes no sense. Of course Meyer was always gonna have every lowly trick in Tressel's book available to him.

And how do I know OSU is cheating? Because it's OSU! That's how you folks do it, apparently. You put your cheaters and degenerates on pedestals for Chrissakes. Which is why you will never know the purest of joys available. Like we have, and now will a lot more than in the recent past. It's gonna be great.

[Optimus Prime]

DSL has vanished, locked himself in his car trunk again I think?

[hack]

Yet another booty reference from you! Back in the closet after tomorrow, I hope.

[iam416]

OP:

Yeah, I have no problem with the wager. However, unless you have a really damn compelling reason, like the sinking of your yacht or something, I'd like an understanding that we're running it back in Columbus. It's a little bush for you to take AA games and back out of Columbus games. I get why you wouldn't want to bet on M in Columbus for any amount, though.

[Optimus Prime]

???

We haven't seen this sort of zeal out you Hack since you started wearing your sister's clothes.

[iam416]

Well, things are back to normal!

[Optimus Prime]

OP:

Yeah, I have no problem with the wager. However, unless you have really damn compelling reason, like the sinking of your yacht or something, I'd like an understanding that we're running it back in Columbus. It's a little bush for you to take AA games and back out of Columbus games. I get why you wouldn't want to bet on M in Columbus for any amount, though.

Ah, I had a very good reason, Brady Hoke was a blooming fucking idiot! There comes a point where you have to cut your losses, suspend your wagers and hope your coach is swiftly taken by a stroke or bus.

This season, my team was 5-6 and I still mustered the courage to wager, barely.

Yes, we will go home-n-home.

[hack]

I know what gets OP's attention. He loves that as much as you hate being reminded of your inferiority.

[Optimus Prime]

You really want a bet against a kid that was going berserk about a program while his old man coached on the sideline?

Harbaugh will have his team walking through concrete walls in short order.

Like Secretariat, Harbaugh was bred for this!

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[iam416]

I had a very good reason, Brady Hoke was a blooming fucking idiot!

Heh. Indeed.

Hack:

It's a shame you become such a tedious bore when confronted with OSU dominance because you, unlike others, can actually add value to a discussion. Oh well. Cope with reality as you will.

[Optimus Prime]

I will commend Meyer for keeping the B1G alive and now that we will finally have a Michigan Renaissance The Game will actually mean something again.

[iam416]

UFM was in the process of killing the B10. I mean, he hasn't lost a regular season B10 game yet. Think about that. The talent gap between OSU and the rest of league is stunning. The only two teams that can actually compete with OSU talent-wise were crippled by a dumbass HC and arbitrary NCAA penalties. Getting M and PSU back to being good is coup for the B10.

There's no question UFM-JH will be hyped to the Nth degree. It's a gold mine for Delaney and his upcoming TV negotiations. Whether it lives up the hype -- we'll see.