M-Borg vs. THE Flavortown U Thread, Orig. by Buckeye Paul, absconded w/by talent.

[Optimus Prime]

You were getting carried away Hack, had to correct your course.

Palship with Arabs Hack, really?

Expect a visit from Dick Cheney & Sara Palin and soon.

[hack]

I understand that you lack my ability to venture out of your own personal comfort zone. The world can be a big and scary place! Especially for a person like you. But, baby steps. One who yearns as you do shouldn't miss out on the real thing. First, cultivate a taste for materials and not brands. Try some training-wheels destinations, like The Breakers, in Palm Beach. Close enough that you can take your blankie and binkie with you and still be placed in your own crib at the end of the day. That's a building that dates from the 1880s IIRC. Note the difference between that and that newer slap-dash shacks on Fisher Island. You can then move on to New York, and maybe even one day venture outside the country, to where the 1%ers stash their cash.

[Optimus Prime]

Easy Lawrence... They just might waterboard you in your very own living room.

Be careful, you'll end up trading your camel for a two-wheel Gitmo Limo Lawrence!

[hack]

Boring.

[Optimus Prime]

A-nnoy-ing.

[iam416]

Jerome Baker flips to OSU. Frankly, anywhere would be better than Florida right now.

Now, back to The Captain and Tennille Fling Poop At Each Other.

[Optimus Prime]

I suppose you mean well Lawrence in a special Olympian way but frankly you , advising me, in any meaningful capacity?

Well that would be like you telling Michael Schumacher (pre-coma) how to drive Ferrari, just wacky.


Your Pal,
Frenchie.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Nailbiter. Ugly second half. Bosa is a devourer of wayward quarterbacks. JT showed up big in OT

[lineygoblue]

It sets up the MSU v OSU matchup for the East Division title. Winner goes to Indy, and the loser goes to Florida.

I'd give a slight edge to OlieO. Probably 3-5 points.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Heck, I wouldn't. Our offense has looked very mortal against the only two decent defenses we've played. MSU is only slightly less noisy than Beaver Stadium.

[Dr. Strangelove]

And Dantonio has two weeks to prepare...just like Penn State did

[lineygoblue]

The last time Dantonio had to prepare for a QB like OlieO's, he lost. (Re: Oregon)

Its at Spartan Stadium, but if OlieO can't beat Sparty there, then they don't belong in Indy.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Well yeah. I'm not sure we DO belong there. My confidence level for MSU is at about 30%

[lineygoblue]

I think you have a better chance than that. They lost to the one good team they've played all year.

If Meyer is smart, he'll review a lot of Oregon v MSU game film. The Ducks showed him how its done.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Nebraska is at least decent. The Huskers did come storming back but that was only because all those ungrateful Sparty students left the game early...