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  • "The largest crowd in America watching a firing today". LOL Great job.

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    • Just got my newly "reimagined" M Magazine in the mail today, complete with an important message from my hero Dave Brandon. Blah blah blahdidy blah. 32 pages, 4 full page pitches for money, 13 full page advertisements. The rest is all profiles of endowed scholarship people/positions. Received this on Wednesday, the day before the Regents/Trustees "decide" whether or not to accept $10M to rename the football coach's official title. It was signed by the "Donald R Shepard Director of Athletics". Hmmmm. I wonder what they'll decide.

      Brace yourself UM'ers, for the "At the 50 FDS Feminine Hygiene Spray Block M".


      "Preparation H Bannnnd - take the field!"
      “Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.” - Groucho Marx

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      • I'll be in the Wild Turkey fan section presented by AT&T and Dr. Pepper with special guest sponsor Smirnoff Ice Raspberry Twist.

        It's a section reserved for fans who overpay for tickets due to rampant drunkeness.
        Last edited by Mike; February 19, 2014, 11:34 PM.

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        • And don't forget the special edition 4oz UTL III commemorative soda cups, a souvenir steeped in the rich tradition of UM coaches fired in the past. Collect all 10, each with a different image of Rich Rodriguez swearing. Only $15.99 plus a filling fee of $2. Sponsored by HR Solutions...firing made easy.

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          • And remember, the first 10,000 patrons will receive a wristband that entitles them to a 20% discount off the $19.95 retail price of the Official facsimile pinkslip, available only at the M-Den.
            “Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.” - Groucho Marx

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            • Jon - with ideas like that, Brandon will think you are out for his job ... :-)
              I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, its usually my ankle

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              • LOL @ ``4oz''. Perfect.

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                • Facsimile pink slip - gold

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                  • Meyer has brain surgery, is the end near?

                    ?I don?t take vacations. I don?t get sick. I don?t observe major holidays. I?m a jackhammer.?

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                    • I suppose Thad "I only abuse liquor when I'm not coaching" Matta will try do his best to win something post the 1960-curse?

                      Last edited by Optimus Prime; March 14, 2014, 07:55 PM.
                      ?I don?t take vacations. I don?t get sick. I don?t observe major holidays. I?m a jackhammer.?

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                      • Hey Talent you big dick! Carr as Big Ten player of the year!!! wow he singlehandily gave away the game!,, (or as you like to say...Wooo Wooo Wooo!)

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                          Dan Patrick: What was your reaction to [Urban Meyer being hired]?
                          Brady Hoke: You know.....not....good.

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                          • Haha. You even have it bolded. Savvy!!

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                            • The magic of cut and paste. This forum is so high tech, if you copy bold it pastes bold. You should try it. Amazing technology.
                              Dan Patrick: What was your reaction to [Urban Meyer being hired]?
                              Brady Hoke: You know.....not....good.

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