M-Borg vs. THE Flavortown U Thread, Orig. by Buckeye Paul, absconded w/by talent.

[iam416]

LOL. What a cunt.

[UMStan White]

OH tALENT!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVEN'T IGNORED MY POSTS! A CUNT? WOW, I'M SOOOOOOO IMPRESSED! How does it feel to have your asshole reamed this morning? But hey TWO (count em TWO division titles!

[iam416]

I recommend this tact, DSL:

This message is hidden because UMStan White is on your ignore list.

Plus it will infuriate the idiot knowing that none of his truly pussy bitch posts are being read. LOL.

[Dr. Strangelove]

He truly is a pussy, Talent. Hell, I can respect OP or Hack or most of these other guys who earned the right to talk smack today after taking their lumps during the season.

But Stan hides like a bitch until today...? Really? He comes out to praise Narduzzi and Dantonio, the Tressel acolyte? Wow, I mean, most of us have some sort of internal clock that lets us keep a shred of our dignity. Not Stan.

[UMStan White]

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[iam416]

Yeah, DSL. I sort of miss not having OP here. He really puts in a ton of time sassing OSU and, for that matter, M. He's surely enjoying this.

I can't believe I just typed that.

[UMStan White]

OH I'm truly sorry that I didn't spend the entire season telling you and Talent what dipshits you are. Can I make it up to you by telling the two of you I've always thought you were dipshits? I just didn't know you wanted me to tell you on a daily basis.

[iam416]

Anyway, gotta run, DSL. Big picture is still as bright as gets, but today it's still an unbelievably frustrating loss.

And heed my advice.

[UMStan White]

Talent I can't tell you how sorry I am that you are missing my posts, but that's your loss not mine!

[Dr. Strangelove]

I may have to. I've never put anyone on Ignore before, but seeing such gutless and cowardly behavior just gives me a queasy feeling in my stomach. He may not give a flip about himself, but geez, I'm always uncomfortable watching someone lose all remaining dignity they might have possessed.

[Tony G]

Gutless frontrunner seems to be a pretty good term for it. Makes you wonder what he's compensating for.

[Dr. Strangelove]

It's like watching those Orson Welles wine commercial outtakes. Sure, it's funny at first. But then you get an empty, sad feeling inside, watching someone reach an absolute low in their life.

Stan was never an Orson Welles of the board. More like a Pauly Shore. But still, now he's reached "we will sell no wine before its time" territory. One of his fellow M fans should reach out and get him the help he needs.

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[Rocky Bleier]

Strangelove: Maybe we'll feel better if we deflect our anger toward Stan.

Talent: Good idea. Then we can say we showed up like real men.

Stranglove: Yeah, I'll even call him a pussy. (snicker, snicker).

Talent: Sounds good. Gotta run, Sweetie.

Strangelove: Love you.

Talent: Love you, too.

[hack]

Wouldn't you two want to be amongst your own today, autopsying the thing? Kudos for showing up here, but...

[UMStan White]

Sweaty Strangleove! I don't care if you put me on "ignore' or that you call me sick. It just lets me attack you without anyone coming to your defense. As I pointed out you seem to be upset that I haven't called you a dipshit every day you've posted here.I tell you what--every day you show up I'll show up. Deal? Although it would be more fun if you could get Talentless to agree to the same deal.Think you could do that, seeing as you two dipshits are best buds on this board?