M-Borg vs. THE Flavortown U Thread, Orig. by Buckeye Paul, absconded w/by talent.

[Mike]

I remember in the 80s and 90s a lot of people didn't want to testify against John Gotti, either. This chick knows what's good for her.

[Optimus Prime]

Wise advice Mike, we've all watched the Sopranos.

[lineygoblue]

So it was a swing and miss, right?

I guarantee if I was ever so stoopid as to take a 'swing' at my wife, she'd have me tossed in jail ... and the cops around here would be not be very genteel when they tossed me in the slammer ...

[entropy]

the poster in the OSU looker room that says "treat women with respect" was a misprint... it really meant to read "Teach women respect"...

[entropy]

I find that adding punctuation really clarifies the Buckeyes' interpretation of that wall. Here:


DECISIONS:

Honesty?
Treat Women With Respect?
NO!

Drugs, Stealing, & Weapons!

[Optimus Prime]

LOL.

Sadly, we've all heard it before.

"What do you tell an OSU woman with two black eyes? Not damn thing, you've already told here twice." Shame on you DSL.

[Dr. Strangelove]

So it was a swing and miss, right?

I guarantee if I was ever so stoopid as to take a 'swing' at my wife, she'd have me tossed in jail ... and the cops around here would be not be very genteel when they tossed me in the slammer ...

I didn't even see Hyde take a "swing" in the video. Maybe a shove at best? She also clearly slapped or hit him first.

[lineygoblue]

Oh, well .. since SHE swung FIRST, then its good that skinny little fellow took appropriate actions to defend himself ...

[entropy]

OSU women hit hard

[Dr. Strangelove]

Oh, well .. since SHE swung FIRST, then its good that skinny little fellow took appropriate actions to defend himself ...

Point being he didn't appear to start the altercation. Which is important from a legal standpoint. Which is partly why no charges are forthcoming.

He's probably earned a suspension of 3 or 4 games. But those waiting gleefully for video evidence that he sucker punched an innocent waif in the face have got to be a bit disappointed.

[Optimus Prime]

Not at all. You assclowns are embroiled in this type of embarassment almost daily. We will wait for the fresh fish.

[Dr. Strangelove]

It's balm for your soul. I understand. You'll be able to bring it up again after another disappointing November.

Here's a classic for you, OP. (For those offended by obscenities or videos ridiculing the sainted Wolverines, please do not watch)

[youtube]n8bzZEtOcb8[/youtube]

[iam416]

Hyde suspended for at least 3 games.

[Optimus Prime]

It's balm for your soul. I understand. You'll be able to bring it up again after another disappointing November.

Here's a classic for you, OP. (For those offended by obscenities or videos ridiculing the sainted Wolverines, please do not watch)

[youtube]n8bzZEtOcb8[/youtube]

Poodle , you are desprate.

[iam416]

The Chad Henne song is a true classic. Ranks right up there with Ted Ginn Did Everthin'.

Anywho, with respect to actual football news, OSU lands two more recruits this week to take them to 16. I think there are probably 3 more kids who are certainly in -- and who certainly have a spot saved for them. In other words, numbers are getting super tight.

I'm happy to expound for anyone interested, but the bottom line is "very good class; spots running out; should close with big-time guys".