M-Borg vs. THE Flavortown U Thread, Orig. by Buckeye Paul, absconded w/by talent.

[whodean]

Why anyone reads the drivel posted by the troll is beyond me.

[iam416]

Just the irrefutable FACTS. I so love REALITY.

*Ohio State has won B10 football championships in 6 of the past 8 years. And, of course, was by far and away the best team in the league this season and proud Leaders Division Champs!

*Ohio State hoops has won B10 regular season championships in 5 of the past 8 years. Unfortunately, M choked to cost them 6 of 8.

*Ohio State has won B10 tournament 4 times in the past 8 years. No other B10 school has won it more than once.

*Since 2005, Ohio State has won 11 football/basketball championships in 16 tries and 4 tournament titles in 8 tries for a total of 15 out of 24. Michigan State and Wisconsin are second with 5 total championships, followed by Penn State, who won 2.

*Ohio State remains the ONLY B10 schools to even play in a BCS Title game. They've done it 3 times.

Ohio State's dominance in the revenue sports is indisputable. Total domination.

But in non-revenue sports, Ohio State fairs nearly as well.

*Ohio State has been the highest ranked B10 school in the Sears Director's Cup 4 times since 2005 (4 out of 7), though they appear likely to drop to 4 of 8 this season.

*Ohio State has finished in the top 4 each of the past two years and hasn't been outside the top 12 in any season since 2005.

*Ohio State offers 36 varsity sports, the most in the country.

In AD-related current events:

*Ohio State is taking a somewhat controversial step to monitor players: http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/story/21389278/is-checking-on-players-accounts-going-too-far-not-at-ohio-state
*Ohio State is likely to be a preseason top 5 if not top 2: http://www.athlonsports.com/college-football/very-early-college-football-top-25-2013

[Dr. Strangelove]

Hopefully OSU continues to not have the knowledge of what "defeat with honor" means. Michigan has got to be very, very experienced in that subject at this point.

[iam416]

Lost cause.

[lineygoblue]

Cotton Candy.

Eat it up, boys.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Reality is of cold comfort to the Michigan Man these days. He takes pleasure wherever he may find it: in this case, in mythical "good sportsmanship" awards he has awarded himself. He tells himself that Coach Hoke is the equal of Nick Saban, without even the slightest trace of compelling evidence to support his belief.

Facts, evidence, and so-called proof are for those poor fools who lack the conviction of their beliefs.

Not so the Michigan Man. He stands undaunted.

[lineygoblue]

I never surrender.

[madootra]

Dr. Strawman strikes again.

[iam416]

Strangelove bringing the hammer down on the morons.

[hack]

[iam416]

I agree, Hack, it is, indeed, child's play.

Meanwhile,

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzgDKm4ob2g"]Ohio State Nike Promo Video - YouTube[/ame]

[Optimus Prime]

DSL is Talent's sockpuppet and of course Tressel ultimately pulls the strings in this pathetic melodrama.

Hope those boys wash their hands.

[iam416]

Drama? There's no drama. Ohio State owns M.

Not much drama involved. Just straight-forward, in your face, asskicking facts.

But, I do enjoy the pictures of anything but football. When you have nothing, post a picture!

[hack]

A picture is worth a thousand words, save for in Ohio. There, it's ``a tattoo is worth a thousand words.''

[iam416]

A picture is, indeed, worth a thousand words. For example, "please dear god let's stop talking about football, performance, results, facts and, generally speaking, anything resembling reality....how about the Flintstones? Mr. Rogers? Any type of food?....anything will do....just STOP TALKING ABOUT FACTS!"

Set on repeat and you get to a thousand!

Cracks me up.