M-Borg vs. THE Flavortown U Thread, Orig. by Buckeye Paul, absconded w/by talent.

[Optimus Prime]

You 'll know best DSL when you, Urbie and his Thugs storm the White House in order to whine to the a President tomorrow for 85.7% of the national title as Secret Service agents pull a boot out of your ass.

Don't forget to flash the cubic zirconia bling ring while you take a rifle butt to the forehead.

[Optimus Prime]

First Talent flips his wig in the Forum and now Urban in Wonderland comes, well, unhinged..."Curiouser and Curiouser" indeed.

The erroneous 85.7% of a full season commemorative rings are not only inaccurate but gaudy as hell. Smacking the shit out of these guys come November will have truly a special meaning.

Ohio State won’t even acknowledge Michigan by name on its 12-0 rings
The fact that Michigan went out of their way to get a non-contact jersey for quarterback Devin Gardner from Oregon State, which isn't even affiliated with the same apparel company that pays the Wolverines, just to avoid wearing Ohio State red was pretty good.
But Ohio State took the whole "We will avoid everything associated with our rivals" to another level with its recently made rings.
Whether or not you think Ohio State should have made rings for a season in which it didn't win a conference championship or bowl game is your choice, but when we wrote about them the other day, we had just seen the top of the rings.
One of the side panels, shown on a picture tweeted by offensive lineman Taylor Decker (check out the undefeated season watches, too), provides a pretty funny dig.
Ohio State beat Michigan 26-21 to finish its 12-0 season last year, and put the score on the rings.
"OSU 26, TUN 21"

[SeattleLionsFan]

What's "TUN"? I know TSUN (the school up north) but not TUN.

[iam416]

Team

[Rocky Bleier]

Where's the asterisk? Did the Fab Five get rings?

[Optimus Prime]

Makes about as much sense as a 6-0 ring or Confederate currency, try spending either.

[DennisT]

Tattoos Up North

[SeattleLionsFan]

Again Iam, I've heard of that team up north, but never team up north.

But I don't have to embarass myself with that ring.

[iam416]

True. M has been 12-0 once since Yost. And they haven't won a title since 2004. And Coach No Titles has, well, No Titles. So, I concede, it appears M won't have to worry too much about embarrassing themselves with rings.

[iam416]

Rocky:

Why would the Fab 5 get a ring? Like this year's squad, they won nothing.

[Optimus Prime]

In furtherance to the assclowns, if Meyer combines OSU's last two seasons, omits the 7 losses, they're 18 - 0!

Another title of sorts.

Meyer will no doubt bark, "Quickly, alert the costume jewelry designers"!

[Optimus Prime]

FWIW, it's actually "that school up north".


TUN?

I'll add " Tressel & Urban's Nemesis."

[SeattleLionsFan]

Rocky:

Why would the Fab 5 get a ring? Like this year's squad, they won nothing.

Btw this is precious, coming from a defense of the teams "ring" celebrating truly winning nothing at all.

[Rob F]

Even Gollum seems a bit confused by such a worthless ring

..."but that's not my precious!!"

[iam416]

Leaders Division champs, while paltry by Ohio State standards is still "something", not nothing at all. I do admit it will be nice to get back to B10 titles this season. The two year drought seems like forever.

If you want to see what "nothing at all'" looks like, check out M football since 2004, the Fab 5 or even this year's hoops team. Zilch.