M-Borg vs. THE Flavortown U Thread, Orig. by Buckeye Paul, absconded w/by talent.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Bo owes his career to Woody. And thus, Michigan owes its revitalization to Mr. Hayes as well.

A shame they choose to spit on their benefactor, but that's the way Michigan Men are.

[Rob F]

That's

s . t . r . e . t . c . h . i . n . g

the truth a bit now, isn't it?

[lineygoblue]

Bo owed nothing to Woody.

Woody was angry at Bo for accepting the job at Michigan. But, Bo was not deterred. He took the job, and his career soared. He became a coaching legend who will be remembered forever. It would have never happened in ohio.

Actually, I think a lot of ohio folks were quite upset that Bo became Michigan's coach as well. They wanted him as Woody's successor. Every time you ohio folks saw Bo slam his headset on the ground, and yell at the officials, .. you were green with envy. You wanted him to be yours. But alas, it was not to be.

[Mike]

I hated the noon games when I lived in Michigan. Had to get up earlier than I did for work to make the tailgate! Frankly, that goes against everything I stand for. Out here on the west coast it starts at 9am and I roll out of bed and fire up a pot of coffee 5 minutes before KO. Not exactly a spirited gameday experience. As far as I'm concerned there isn't anything else to do on Michigan Football Saturday so what's the rush?

[Mike]

Michigan football is not an obligation for which time must be cleared.

Um...What?

[Dr. Strangelove]

Bo owed nothing to Woody.

Woody was angry at Bo for accepting the job at Michigan. But, Bo was not deterred. He took the job, and his career soared. He became a coaching legend who will be remembered forever. It would have never happened in ohio.

Actually, I think a lot of ohio folks were quite upset that Bo became Michigan's coach as well. They wanted him as Woody's successor. Every time you ohio folks saw Bo slam his headset on the ground, and yell at the officials, .. you were green with envy. You wanted him to be yours. But alas, it was not to be.

Well it's certainly true that Bo spent the rest of his life trying to be Woody Hayes, but he never could quite live up to his mentor. He chose the wrong school to pursue a career at. Had he stayed with Woody at OSU he might actually have won a national title.

[hack]

Um...What?

Read up higher if you want...

[Optimus Prime]

The prodigal son easily eclipsed Hayes which obviously enraged the "Master" to the point where he was publicly pounding his fists against his head on the sidelines, unfortunately the game cameras missed the psychotic behavior.

Fortunately the cameras did catch Woody viciously assulting a young Clemson player a few weeks later, only God knows what he was doing to these children when the cameras weren't rolling.

[hack]

Also, Hayes was descended from head-shrinking pygmy cannibals.

[UMStan White]

"Bo owes his career to Woody. And thus, Michigan owes its revitalization to Mr. Hayes as well."

You're delusional!

[Niffla]

LMAO

So fitting. So Ohio State like of those tards to screw up the spelling of their own, shit hole state. Poor bastards.

[lineygoblue]

Be nice, Niffla ... I'm sure they're going to try harder next time ...

[iam416]

Stoneburner and Mewhort have had their scholarships suspended for the summer. They are both taking classes this summer, so that'll smart a bit.

[hack]

I think, in English, what this person from Northern Kentucky may have meant to say is that those two could be a bit smarter once the summer is over on account of extra efforts at educating themselves. That could be, if they are taking classes at the University of Michigan. However they most likely do not have this opportunity.

[madootra]

Heh....