M-Borg vs. THE Flavortown U Thread, Orig. by Buckeye Paul, absconded w/by talent.

[iam416]

7 is preposterous.

I will miss attending the game because of a wedding reception and likely miss the 4th quarter entirely save for twitter. It's a beloved family relative and it'd crush my mom if I told the event to bugger off. But, man, it's some real fucking bullshit.

[THE_WIZARD_]

Evil Empire 27 Pedo State 21

[AlabamAlum]

7 is preposterous.

I will miss attending the game because of a wedding reception and likely miss the 4th quarter entirely save for twitter. It's a beloved family relative and it'd crush my mom if I told the event to bugger off. But, man, it's some real fucking bullshit.

I don't understand how that happens. why would anyone get married during football season. April and June are the perfect months for weddings.

Forget twitter. Bama is off this week. I'll text you updates complete with my pithy commentary.

[Hannibal]

We Michigan fans can go to fall weddings now. It's actually quite liberating.

[THE_WIZARD_]

A bad football game >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a great wedding

wuss

[froot loops]

Talent has always been talking about living in the shadow, his mistake was it wasn't Harbaugh casting the shadow it was Franklin.

[iam416]

Correct

[iam416]

Penn State has played Ohio State in Columbus 12 times in conference games. By and large, it's be a tale of woe (but for the Year of Fickell):

1993: 24-6 (PSU ranked #12)
1996: 38-7 (#4)
1998: 28-9 (#7)
2000: 45-6 (NR)
2002: 13-7 (#12)
2004: 21-10 (NR)
2006: 28-6 (#24)
2008: 6-13 (#3) (OSU had Tresselballed to victory when Pryor bounced a fucking QB sneak outside and fumbled at the 45 -- would have been first down and OSU is one 1st down away from running out the clock and winning 6-3)
2010: 38-14 (NR)
2011: 14-20* (#21) Year of Fickell
2013: 63-14
2015: 38-10

In 11 non-Year of Fickell matchups, Penn State has yet to score more than 14 in Columbus in B10 play.

All of that, of course, is irrelevant. One relevant point -- looks like cold rain for Saturday. B10 Football weather.

[iam416]

Also, OSU's alternative uniforms are fucking ridiculous. Entirely gray. Gray on gray on gray.

But, if twitter is to be believed, the recruits think they're on fire (or rather, some large amount of fireball emojis). Jesus. GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN!

[Jeff Buchanan]

....... the perspiration on your upper lip is obvious.

I'll actually be rooting for the fucking buckeyes. James Franklin needs to be body slammed and Trace McSorely needs multiple and painful sacks. So, the fucking bucks better deliver.

Cold rain is no excuse.

[iam416]

I'm uncomfortable with this alliance, as temporary and rickety as it may be. I feel like Churchill shaking hands with Stalin. Well, worse.

[Jeff Buchanan]

heh ....... yeah, it's entirely temporary.

[AlabamAlum]

I don't know who wins, but I do know I won't miss it. This has game of the year written on it.

[iam416]

Ohio State's offense, IMO, is the key.

[hack]

That's just wrong, Jeff.