M-Borg vs. THE Flavortown U Thread, Orig. by Buckeye Paul, absconded w/by talent.

[AlabamAlum]

I wish Bezerkly posted more. He is my favorite Michigan-VaTecher fan ever.

I remember years ago at the Megasite, Wiz said some off-hand bullshit about VaTech and Beamer and Bezerkly made a logical, long, well-thought-out, fact-based and beautifully written rebuttal.

In reply, Wiz simple posted ":::fart sound:::".

Bezerkly could only manage "...". The ellipsis were perfect. Utter resignation that he had considered Wiz' post as earnest and had taken the time to come up with a cogent reply and counter-point only to realize he had been duped.

I still giggle thinking about it years later.

[THE_WIZARD_]

I wish Bezerkly posted more. He is my favorite Michigan-VaTecher fan ever.

I remember years ago at the Megasite, Wiz said some off-hand bullshit about VaTech and Beamer and Bezerkly made a logical, long, well-thought-out, fact-based and beautifully written rebuttal.

In reply, Wiz simple posted ":::fart sound:::".

Bezerkly could only manage "...". The ellipsis were perfect. Utter resignation that he had considered Wiz' post as earnest and had taken the time to come up with a cogent reply and counter-point only to realize he had been duped.

I still giggle thinking about it years later.

I'm all about deep thinking...it's what I do...

:::fart noise:::

[AlabamAlum]

It was hilarious, Wiz. I think, though, that added to his disdain for posting at that forum - which is sad. Jason Bezerkly was a kind soul with a tender spirit. I remember taking him to task on various topics and he would disappear for great lengths of time. Like his crazy belief that "The Seventh Seal" was something other than Swedish celluloid scat.

[THE_WIZARD_]

So sorry I ruined your bro-mance AA...I feel terrible...

:::fart noise:::

[AlabamAlum]

Hmmm. What have I done?

[Wild Hoss]

What you've always done...turned death into a fighting chance to live.

Or brought Ragnarok upon us.

[AlabamAlum]

lmao

[hack]

That's a great story. Perfect Wiz, and an excellent reply. I like him too and wish he were around more.

As it happens, my current earworm is Eye of the Tiger, but in fart sounds. This is thanks to my nine-year-old, but it could have just as easily been Wiz.

[iam416]

You shame your spawn like that?

That was easily the best post of the "Wild" Hoss library. And AA even had a nice line. Very odd.

[THE_WIZARD_]

This place is turning very gay lately...so perhaps inviting Bezerklie back is the right thing to do...just sayin'...

...you're the one that I want...oooo baby....oooo oooo oooo..."

[Wild Hoss]

"STFU"

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[THE_WIZARD_]

Stop stealing my patented material shitstain.

[Wild Hoss]

"Shut it"

[hack]

In my household the line "Do you want to be like Wiz when you grow up?" is always good for a sudden surge in compliance.

[iam416]

Indeed. To grow up a Husker fan bereft of intelligible thoughts, basic hygiene and Y-chromosomes is something I doubt even Dante could have imagined.