Nebraska...not feeling Frosty anymore

[Mike]

Without the greatest Husker of them all; the only 3-time captain in Nebraska history, Adrian Martinez, it will be an uphill battle. But I have faith that they can still lose a close game.

[THE_WIZARD_]

Correct.

Oddly Vegas still has a 3-8 team with a backup QB as -1 to a 9-2 team.

Weird.

[klondike]

This is Iowa we're talkin about. Ad Bo would say, " they can't move the ball across the street". I'd take Nebby backup over either Iowa qb.

[THE_WIZARD_]

Well if we lose don't we get a higher portal draft pick?

[lineygoblue]

Yes.

You get to pick right after the Detroit Lions.

now kindly STFU

[Mike]

These guys just don’t go off script. Ever.

[iam416]

It’s logic-defying. Ohio State has handed them their worse loss at 26-17. They are 0-7 in one-score games. That’s almost impossible.

[WingsFan]

Missed it by one point??

[Mike]

Yep. 0 differential. 1-8.

[Hannibal]

I was praying that Iowa would kick a field goal instead of that last TD to keep the dream alive. Alas, it was too much to ask.

[THE_WIZARD_]

Different QB. Same result.

Glad this fuckstar of a aeason is over. Time to make some mula now.

[Obi-Jon]

Come on, look at the bright side. A Scott Frost team now holds the Div 1 record for one score losses in a single season. With only 8, its not a total loss....


In 4 years, 20 of Frost's losses as Neb's coach have been by one score. That is some serious pain.


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[THE_WIZARD_]

Well the funny thing about that is last summer I'm a caddy at the Lincoln Country Club...I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? FROSTY!!!, himself. Second coming of Osborne they tell me. The flowing robes, the grace, fugly yet… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, FROSTY!!!– long, into a ten-thousand foot canyon, right at the base of this hill. Do you know what FROSTY!!! says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, FROSTY!!!, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed...you will have known the coach who had 8 - 1 score losses in one year.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

[Mike]

This story started out great but then really fell apart at the end.

[THE_WIZARD_]

STFU