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Q: Whats the difference between the Nebraska Cornhuskers and cheerios?
A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!
A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!
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Q: If you have a car containing a Cornhuskers wide receiver, a Cornhuskers linebacker, and a Cornhuskers defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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Q: Why do UNL grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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Q: How do you make University of Nebraska cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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Q: What's the difference between an Nebraska Cornhuskers fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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Q: Did you hear that Nebraska's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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Q: What do UNL and Creighton students have in common?
A: They both got in to UNL."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Nebraska?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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Its appears that google has finally been discovered in the South.Comment
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What does the average Alabama student get on his SAT score? DroolShut the fuck up Donny!Comment
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What should you do if you find three Alabama fans buried up to their necks in cement?
Get more cement.Shut the fuck up Donny!Comment
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Wrong thread, dumbass. Move those jokes to the SEC thread."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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What do a maggot and an Alabama fan have in common?
They can both live off of a dead bear for 20 years.Shut the fuck up Donny!Comment
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No.Shut the fuck up Donny!Comment
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Don't mess with me AA. You don't want to see me angry.Shut the fuck up Donny!Comment
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