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  • People in Nebraska give speeches? As in, with complete sentences?

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    • They do! Often with long sentences, because they have the time...not running from gunfire, or trudging down to the local Y to wait in line for drinkable water as their peers do some other states.

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      • Originally posted by hack View Post
        People in Nebraska give speeches? As in, with complete sentences?
        Of course they do -- didn't you see Children of the Corn?

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        • Interesting place. Are people in Nebraska very fat? if I didn't do 30 minutes a day of running AWAY from gunfire and TO the Y I'd probably be completely obese by now.

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          • We get our exercise chasing injuns.

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            • hack kneeds two bee kilt
              Shut the fuck up Donny!

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              • EFZ

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                • Diluted.

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                  • St. Thomas de los Osbornes turned 80 today
                    Grammar... The difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you're nuts.

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                    • In other news no one cares about...The Oscars were last night...
                      Shut the fuck up Donny!

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                      • Originally posted by THE_WIZARD_ View Post
                        In other news no one cares about...The Oscars were last night...
                        Thanks, Wiz. I've been thinking that you need a more important role here. One that fits your personality and strengths. Could we put you in charge of monitoring things no one cares about?

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                        • Just curious....but if one takes the time to post about something on a message board, doesn't that kinda imply that one cares about it?

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                          • List of things Wizard cares about:

                            1. Killing people
                            2. Shushing people
                            3. Ascertaining whether talent was raised in proximity to power lines

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                            • 4. Stop Le Run
                              5. How to sire a male
                              6. McRib's and McGriddle's
                              Shut the fuck up Donny!

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                              • 7. When to make the romantic move on a John Deere tractor
                                8. Dr. Tom's Shoppe of Roids and Pedophilia
                                9. 3>2
                                "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham Lincoln

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