Miscellaneous And Off Topic Subjects

[Mike]

I think the USA Today headline is my favorite. Startled by loud noises...

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[Mike]

Here's a larger version of the CNN headline. These people are just fucking clowns. Also, shame on the Secret Service for not clearing out trip hazards on the stage.

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[Tom W]

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What idiots..

[Mike]

That was the first thing that came to my mind. Haha.

[iam416]

I thought "Gunman Dies in Attack" from the Denver Post was pretty good...

[Mike]

Somebody did something.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Verdict coming in the Menendez trial

[Dr. Strangelove]

While we wait…this guy spoke for 20 minutes at the RNC last night. Also the same guy Sen. Markwayne Mullin challenged to a fistfight during a live hearing.

[THE_WIZARD_]

Gold Bar Bob goes down. So can we assume that Shell Corporation Joe is next?

[Dr. Strangelove]

Bob Menendez found guilty on all 18 charges. His co-defendants also found guilty on every single charge facing them.

Now's the time to flip parties and start praising Trump if you want to avoid dying in prison, Bob. Pull a Blagojevich.

Also, finally resign, you asshole.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Now my friends, isn't this just typical? Another intelligent conservative here railroaded by our liberal justice system. Just like Colonel Oliver North, Officer Stacey Koon, and cigarette smokesperson Joe Camel.

[THE_WIZARD_]

With all due disrespect...STFU.

[THE_WIZARD_]

The Secret Service employs approximately 8,000 bureaucrats. The agency spends more than $3 billion of your money each year.

Recently, the Secret Service has adjusted its primary missions from protection and financial investigations to serving as a social experiment in diversity, equity, and inclusion, hiring and promoting people based on their skin color, gender, and sexual peccadilloes. If seeing a man wearing a dress sexually excites you, then you likely qualify for a position and promotion within the Secret Service!

The bureaucratic elites within the Secret Service actually brag about this on the Secret Service website.

Unionized DEI bureaucrats employed by the Secret Service—presumably proud of their own sexual preferences, skin color, and gender—watched a young killer climb atop a building near a rally featuring a former President of the United States, position himself, take aim, and fire multiple rounds, striking the former President and murdering a bystander in the audience.

As this happened, numerous Secret Service agents cowered in confusion—NOT covering the former President—while others bumbled around as they struggled to extract their service weapon from the holster and then later re-holster those same weapons.

To suggest that these agents reminded observers of Barney Fife from The Andy Griffith Show is not far off the mark.

My prediction: Other than possibly the Director, who is a political appointee, not one unionized, tenured civil servant bureaucrat will be fired from the Secret Service.

Moreover, not one bureaucrat will be demoted, nor will any employee suffer a pay cut. Rather, within a year, the current or a future Director will demand from Congress a budget increase in order to increase pay for Secret Service bureaucrats.

Surrounding all this incompetence and rewarding of failure, some elected politicians in Congress, both Democrat and Republicans, will hold hearings and boast in public how they are "getting to the bottom" of the problems plaguing the Secret Service, while in reality nothing within the Secret Service will change, other than incompetent bureaucrats will be paid more in the future than they are paid now.

Watch and see. This is progressivism happening right in front of your own eyes.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Who'd you steal that from? You aren't capable of writing more than five words in a sitting.

[THE_WIZARD_]

Liar. Can too. Just did.