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Originally posted by AlabamAlum
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What's it mean, Freud?
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No I'm just being a doofus. My most vivid dream recently I was on a drawbridge back in my hometown and it went berzerk. My car fell in but I jumped out in time. Rest of the dream was me wandering around trying to figure out what I was going to do.
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Amazingly, that dream also means you’re gay."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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And dream interpretation is about as accurate as astrology.
Although, speaking of dreams, I once told Wildcat00 that I dreamed of her slathered in mayonnaise and eating a hot dog while riding a horse bareback with me across a field of curry plants.
I often wonder if that joke is why she stopped posting."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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I figured DSL to be a switch hitter...but he putts from the rough?
Stay out of Omaha! Omaha!Shut the fuck up Donny!Comment
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Well whether it did or not let's agree to blame you.Originally posted by AlabamAlum View PostComment
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Yeah. I’m appropriately ashamed."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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As they say in Omaha, you done fucked up. They say the same thing in Lincoln only much more gay and full of steroids.Comment
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Whatever you say...Elton...Shut the fuck up Donny!Comment
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I just looked to see if there is a Google translator for idiotic gobbledygook...but alas there is not one.
Revise and resubmit.Shut the fuck up Donny!Comment
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Missing submersible in the North Atlantic with tourists who paid to view the wreckage of the Titanic. I have a friend whose brother died ascending some mountain in Bolivia. I’m not necessarily risk adverse in travel, but neither of those are ways I want to to die.
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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Ah, you're right, AA. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!Shut the fuck up Donny!Comment
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I want to die on my bed being fellated by Bea Arthur. I only consider her untimely death in 2009 as a minor obstacle."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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