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  • #10861
    I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Talent?...You call yourself a poster, you son of a bitch?

    'Cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you got, just one week to regain your jobs, starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's posts. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's forum contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. You get the picture?
    "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham Lincoln
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    • #10862
      I'm a deer hunter. I go all the time with my dad. One thing about deer, they have very good vision. One thing about me, I am better at hiding than they are... at vision.
      Dan Patrick: What was your reaction to [Urban Meyer being hired]?
      Brady Hoke: You know.....not....good.
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      • #10863
        Just a great show...I miss it.
        "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham Lincoln
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        • #10864
          I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.
          "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham Lincoln
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          • #10865
            Next time you play basketball, AA, try not to be too gay on the court. And by gay I mean, um, you know, not in a homosexual way at all. I mean the uh, you know, like the bad-at-sports way. I think that goes without saying.
            Dan Patrick: What was your reaction to [Urban Meyer being hired]?
            Brady Hoke: You know.....not....good.
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            • #10866
              If I were in a room with Talent, Hitler and Bin Laden and I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot Talent twice.
              "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham Lincoln
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              • #10867
                AlabamaAlum does not lose contests. He wins them... or he quits them because they are unfair.
                Dan Patrick: What was your reaction to [Urban Meyer being hired]?
                Brady Hoke: You know.....not....good.
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                • #10868
                  AlabamAlum has been my #2 guy for about 5 years. And we make a great team. We're like one of those classic famous teams. I'm like Mozart, and he's like Mozart's friend. No. he's like Butch Cassidy, and I'm like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart; you're going to get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy.
                  Dan Patrick: What was your reaction to [Urban Meyer being hired]?
                  Brady Hoke: You know.....not....good.
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                  • #10869
                    Last one because this makes me think of AlabamAlum and his notorious cheapskate tipping:

                    Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist, because... I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
                    Dan Patrick: What was your reaction to [Urban Meyer being hired]?
                    Brady Hoke: You know.....not....good.
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                    • #10870
                      Close your eyes. Picture a convict. What's he wearing? Nothing special, baseball cap on backwards, baggy pants... he says something ordinary like... 'yo, thats shizzle.' Okay. Now slowly open your eyes again. Who are you picturing? A black man? Wrong. That was a white woman. Surprised? Well, shame on you.
                      "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham Lincoln
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                      • #10871
                        AND I AM A GENEROUS TIPPER!
                        "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham Lincoln
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                        • #10872
                          and I get deleted?
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                          • #10873
                            Originally posted by AlabamAlum View Post
                            If I were in a room with Talent, Hitler and Bin Laden and I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot Talent twice.
                            Of course you would but Hitler and Bin Laden are dead, that's not saying much.
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                            • #10874
                              Originally posted by froot loops View Post
                              Of course you would but Hitler and Bin Laden are dead, that's not saying much.
                              Never question the genius of Michael Scott.
                              "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham Lincoln
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                              • #10875
                                Originally posted by iam416 View Post
                                AlabamAlum has been my #2 guy for about 5 years.

                                that's so cute..
                                Grammar... The difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you're nuts.
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