Miscellaneous And Off Topic Subjects

[Da Geezer]

All that said, I have a joke about MESSA insurance, the gold-plated government health insurance that is so good that the legislators in MI have attached themselves to the program.

It seems that a new hospital administrator was hired by a large metropolitan hospital. She was a 60-year-old spinster whose whole life was cutting costs and obeying the rules. The Board Chairman was giving the lady a tour of the facility.

They came to a corridor of patient rooms and decided to go down the hall. The absolute first door on the right was open, and there was a man standing there with his hospital gown on backwards, if you get my drift. He was whacking off with a tempo unknown to mankind.

She was stunned but recovered to say, "That is intolerable. I want that man taken from his room immediately, and sent to the police station, for exposing himself in the vilest way possible. . .!"

The Chairman replied. "Ma'am, this man has a very rare virus and he needs to have a minimum of five organisms per day or his balls will blow up."

She replied, " I'm not sure about that, but for God's sake, close the door and lock it so that his utter depravity is not on display." The Chairman agreed.

Well, they continued down the hall, but there were no other open doors. Nearing the end of the hall, the Spinster decided to look into a room at random. Upon opening the door, she saw a nurse's dress on the floor, then shoes, . . .nylons,. . . panties,. . . bra,. . . the works. A beautiful blonde nurse was going down on the patient, who looked to be enjoying it immensely.

The new Administrator was shocked, but she quickly recovered and started to yell, "Why you little bitch, you are violating all the standards of conduct in the nursing profession." Turning now to the Chairman she demanded, " I want her written up, and terminated immediately!!" Then to the patient, she said, "As for you, fellow, you get your ass out of this hospital right now and don't come back!"

The Board Chairman led the irate Administrator out into the hall and explained:

"That guy has the same virus as the first guy, but he has MESSA insurance."

[The Oracle]

Fuckin teachers. Bain of our society.

[Mike]

Money for nothin' and their chicks for free...

[Dr. Strangelove]

So overpaid. They should make maybe $10 or $12 an hour. At best.

[Dr. Strangelove]

The FBI is apparently moving in on the 4 remaining Oregon militia members tonight

[Mike]

About damn time.

[Dr. Strangelove]

I can tell you that the govt employees paid to deal with these screaming, delusional Oregon assholes don't get paid nearly enough. 40 days or something like that they've had to patiently deal with their rambling histrionics? Wow

[Ghengis Jon]

Third, Trump's electability is a function of who he is matched against.... Trump v. Hillary is Trump's best case, given the fact that he has established that he will attack Hillary where she is most vulnerable, her complete lack of anything approaching a moral center.

Trump vs Hillary is Trump's worst nightmare. If Trump gets the nomination, it will be a Dukakis type slaughter on Election Day. Trump's buffoonery - the faces, the insults, the sulking, the talking down to people - that's who he is. Now he gets major kudos for not putting on a false front, something all politicians do out of habit. But he is who he is. He is America's version of Vlad Putin only without the maturity. Other than make himself a pile of money, what has he done? He's used eminent domain to crush families for personal gain. He's intentionally piled debt on his casino businesses and then used bankruptcy laws to pay only pennies on the dollar owed to creditors, all for personal gain. He has shown exactly zero compassion towards the people who lost their jobs while he played monetary shell games. By all accounts, he is a belligerent bastard to anyone who might have an opinion different than his. No mature interpersonal skills. No understanding of international relations on a country to country basis. Simply a petulent, abusive personality that happens to be skilled in making money. If Trump were elected, lots of Americans will die needlessly.

Think thats hyperbole? Let's consider a simple scenario. North Korea announces it's conducting another nuclear test (and it does). Trump unleashes his usual bombastic rhetoric. North Korea threatens war and announces another missile test. Trump has the missile shot down, brags about it, and threatens worse if NK doesn't shape up. (We shot down one of their previous missile tests using a modified 747 laser based antiballistic missile system. But Obama wisely whistled into the wind, implying it must have been an internal malfunction...). NK takes Trump's threat is a promise and throws a nuke at Seoul and crosses the DMZ. Millions die in the blast and now a cloud of fallout is heading toward the US as it begins it's 7 orbit lifetime. Whats The Donald going to do now? Retaliate and kill a bunch of North Koreans that have the misfortune to live under that regime? Build a wall and make them pay for it? Claim bankruptcy and not compensate those who suffer from the fallout? Not seek help from other nations thru the UN and form his own UN to benefit Wounded Warriors?

Donald Trump, IN THE POSITION OF US PRESIDENT, would be a threat to humanity.

This is not an endorsement of Hillary. I can't stand her as a ruthless and untrustworthy person. I understand the protest vote as an expression of how fed up with the status quo Americans are. But for Pete's sake, demonstrate an IQ of something north of 10. Installing Trump as President is like installing Michael Jackson to run Boys Town. A lot of innocent Americans will get fucked in the ass.

[WingsFan]

Bernie Sanders is now using Barack Obamas blueprint to beat Hillary. While he is not young, his idea's and promises are very appealing to the younger vote. While 'free stuff' will never happen it don't matter, it gets votes. After winning NH what did Bernie do? On to SC to campian with a victory? No, straight to Harlem to have breakfast with Al Sharpton. Just like Obama did after Winning NH in 08, at the same restaurant no less... same table..

Hillary has seen this movie once already, she needs to find a way to somehow connect to young voters or might (possibly lose) again. Even younger women like Sanders to the - stale, same old political establishment Clintons.

[lineygoblue]

Hilary pretty much has the African American and Hispanic vote locked up in the South. This is her so called southern firewall. Super Tuesday will make or break Bernie Sanders. That's where he's going to be taking her on in her area of strength.

[Wild Hoss]

hoss... it's inefficient. every time we drink you tell me a new story.

Definitely...but there is graft and abuse in the private sector as well. (I see that daily as well) In terms of conceptual efficiency, its apples and oranges in most instances as the goals are not the same.

[Wild Hoss]

So overpaid. They should make maybe $10 or $12 an hour. At best.

...and do the janitorial work.

Louts

[Wild Hoss]

...in another sign of impending apocalypse, Burt Reynolds in 80 years old today.

Eastbound and down

[hack]

TRUMP: "YES IT'S GOING TO BE FOUR YEARS OF TANTRUMS AND INSULTS. DON'T YOU WANT SOMEBODY WHO WILL THROW A TANTRUM AND BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF ISIS?"

NO! That's exactly what ISIS wants, though.

[Hannibal]

Other than make himself a pile of money, what has he done?

Trump: "BUT NOW I'M GOING TO MAKE A PILE OF MONEY FOR AMERICA!"

He's intentionally piled debt on his casino businesses and then used bankruptcy laws to pay only pennies on the dollar owed to creditors

Trump: "I'M A GREAT BUSINESSMAN. DON'T YOU WANT ME TO DO THE SAME THING TO CHINA?"