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  • I am a longtime Mensa member as a few here know (huge ego-patting name drop. Yes, you are all extremely fortunate to be in my presence).

    Anyway. I finally got around to logging into the community forums a few weeks ago. Spent a lot of time there. Holy shit there are some insane people on that site. I just naturally assumed that they would be like me (charming, good-looking, funny, erudite, big hands. You know, hooker with a heart of gold vibe).

    HooBoy was I wrong. So, bad news: I am disappointed with the platform and will not visit it often. Good news: You guys get more of me.
    "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham Lincoln

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    • Originally posted by AlabamAlum View Post
      Time for the AA rankings:

      1. Liney. A gentle Paddington Bear type creature. You trust him with your wife or your wallet.

      2. Mike. Funny. Sharp. Wonderful kisser.

      3. DSL. The best thing to come out of Cornell since Ann Coulter.

      4. Wiz. One doesn’t get to sell the 7th best frozen hot wings in Ogallala by accident.

      5. CGVT. He’s a closeted MAGA guy, but I can overlook that.

      6. Talent. Fuck him.
      Seconded.
      Shut the fuck up Donny!

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      • Originally posted by AlabamAlum View Post
        I am a longtime Mensa member as a few here know (huge ego-patting name drop. Yes, you are all extremely fortunate to be in my presence).

        Anyway. I finally got around to logging into the community forums a few weeks ago. Spent a lot of time there. Holy shit there are some insane people on that site. I just naturally assumed that they would be like me (charming, good-looking, funny, erudite, big hands. You know, hooker with a heart of gold vibe).

        HooBoy was I wrong. So, bad news: I am disappointed with the platform and will not visit it often. Good news: You guys get more of me.
        I've missed you baby cakes...
        Shut the fuck up Donny!

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        • Originally posted by THE_WIZARD_ View Post

          I've missed you baby cakes...

          Lying beside you
          Here in the dark
          Feeling your heartbeat with mine
          Softly you whisper
          You're so sincere
          How could our love be so blind
          We sailed on together
          We drifted apart
          And here you are
          By my side

          So now I come to you
          With open arms
          Nothing to hide
          Believe what I say
          So here I am
          With open arms
          Hoping you'll see
          What your love means to me
          Open arms​
          "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham Lincoln

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          • Spare a thought for AA in these troubling times. Trump's about to triple the price of his beloved Jameson's and on St. Patrick's Day weekend, of all times. This one's for you, my friend. Sláinte!

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            • You bastard…

              Jameson’s is cough syrup. Fitting libation only for our less refined Celtic brethren to the southwest. I would only drink it if I were out of kerosene.
              "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham Lincoln

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              • Originally posted by AlabamAlum View Post
                You bastard…

                Jameson’s is cough syrup. Fitting libation only for our less refined Celtic brethren to the southwest. I would only drink it if I were out of kerosene.
                Well then it's a good thing you've plenty of kerosene.

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                • If the tariffs cause a recession, it'll be worth it. But if a recession does happen that's all Biden's fault. Terrific messaging lol

                  Lutnick says Trump's policies are "worth it" even if they lead to recession - CBS News

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                  • May have heard that Trump's asked the Supreme Court to lift the injunction on his birthright citizenship executive order. Roberts just gave the opposing parties until April 4 to respond. That's a mighty long window to respond to what Trump's DOJ is calling an "emergency". Read into that what you will.

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                    • 1. Liney. A gentle Paddington Bear type creature. You trust him with your wife or your wallet.
                      It's probably good that you said "OR" your wallet, .. because if there's enough in the wallet, there's always the possibility that if I had both, a possible deal could be made...
                      "Never iron a four-leaf clover, because you don't want to press your luck"

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                      • I’ll be damned. I think Liney just called my wife a whore!
                        "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham Lincoln

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                        • The Trump administration has courted at least $3 trillion in investment and trade commitments since Trump's inauguration.


                          find a trillion worth of cuts for Doge

                          throw some tax cuts in

                          I think anybody pulling out of the stocks needs to look at history.

                          Hasnt been a 10 % cut we haven't been able to overcome.


                          and another thing

                          If e cars are environmentally friendly and Elon sells more then anybody why vandalize all his dealerships and charging stations especially when he employs close to a hundred thousand americans. Arent you damaging the envirnement and taking american jobs by what your doing?

                          and why protect federal jobs by trying to close down the government

                          dems need some new leaders

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                          • Originally posted by AlabamAlum View Post
                            I’ll be damned. I think Liney just called my wife a whore!
                            I'd never even think such a thing.

                            Truth be known, Mrs. Alum would probably kill me, take the money and head to Costco ...
                            "Never iron a four-leaf clover, because you don't want to press your luck"

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                            • https://www.foxnews.com/politics/nancy-pelosi-urges-senators-oppose-key-spending-bill-risking-shutdown

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                              "No, son ... Mom and I are not fighting ....
                              "Never iron a four-leaf clover, because you don't want to press your luck"

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