Miscellaneous And Off Topic Subjects

[foxhopper]

Come on man, you know what I'm talking about.

[Dr. Strangelove]

The Republican Party is going to have complete control of the federal government.

They've promised to reduce inflation to nothing. Trump is promising to do away with the income tax. Foreigners will subsidize the entirety of the federal budget, thanks to massive taxes on imports We'll not make a single cut to any entitlement program. There will be no attempts to ban abortion at the federal level. Your life will be improved 1000 times in ways you wouldn't believe.

This is legit a wave election in the direction of Republicans. You might have 55 Senate seats. You have no excuses if you fall flat on your faces. You've promised you're much better at running the country so <<tosses the keys>> here you go.

[Tom W]

I was hoping to send him off into a comfortable retirement as a Bible salesman, Tom, but people like you have decided he's indispensable to the nation for his incredible wisdom and reviving "true conservatism".

At least he might cut your taxes by $200 or something. The tariff regime and cost of living skyrocketing might cut into that a bit but 19th century mercantilism just might work for us. He's already said 1890 was the best time to be alive in America.

Nah, it's been pretty well stated that we would have preferred him to go away. We just don't like the crap that the Dems have been shoving down our throats.. and well, Kamala is just pathetic.

[foxhopper]

It is as simple as what Tom said. And it ain over yet anyway.

[Dr. Strangelove]

I hope Zelensky is boarding a plane to London right now. Don't come here, my man. Trump will trade you for Bolshoi tickets.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Trump's going to win every swing state because people are pissed that they can no longer purchase a full foot of sandwich for $5. And they actually think Trump will bring back 1990 prices. By taxing imports 100%.

(I'm just joking. His voters have put almost no thought into this. They're just irrationally angry).

[foxhopper]

I'm still pissed I can't get a $5 little ceasars pizza.

[foxhopper]

Yep, we just dumb redneck hicks.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Losing Tester and Sherrod Brown is sad. Genuinely decent people being replaced by a car salesman and a stolen valor shitbag. Pretty typical of the Trump era.

[Dr. Strangelove]

I'm still pissed I can't get a $5 little ceasars pizza.

We still have them here! Move to Ohio! (Wait, no, stay where you are)

[Dr. Strangelove]

Yep, we just dumb redneck hicks.

Add "aggressively stupid" and you've started to improve that sentence.

[foxhopper]

We still have them here! Move to Ohio! (Wait, no, stay where you are)

You lucky sob.

[foxhopper]

To be honest I haven't had a foot long sub or a pizza/pizza in probably 25 years even though some of my kids have worked there. They might be terrific.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Trump's first term was a kid's party at a bowling lane with your extremely spoiled hyperactive 8 year old who thinks he can turn pro cuz he rolled an 87. Now remove the bumpers for the second term.

[Dr. Strangelove]

I haven't heard a single prominent Dem claiming the Republicans are rigging the election yet. If you know of one let me know. We tend to be fucking grown-ups about this, unlike you juvenile pissants.