Miscellaneous And Off Topic Subjects

[crashcourse]

Listening to Kamala is like reading crashcourse. You know it's most likely English, you suspect there's some sort of point somewhere. But, man, damn if you can figure it out.

The art of speaking and understanding crashcourse is indeed a skill possessed by only those of superior wit and education. I imagine many of my musings will wind up in in the Puterbac wing of the Boortz hall of fame.

[THE_WIZARD_]

English please.

[crashcourse]

Et Tu Wiz?

[AlabamAlum]

Not falling for it. You guys don’t have any 3* diamonds in the rough. Cough up the good stuff or no dice.

No siree, Mike. We are a ragtag group of undersized also-rans; one, maybe two stars. Hookers with a heart of gold.

[THE_WIZARD_]

Et Tu Wiz?

STFU crash.

[THE_WIZARD_]

JFCcreepy joe.webp

[lineygoblue]

Can you imagine if Trump had done that?

But since the Chairman did it, it's a nothing burger.

[THE_WIZARD_]

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[THE_WIZARD_]

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[lineygoblue]

Nothing burger

Lecherous old man masquerading as "President", .. nothing burger

Now two cases of illegal drugs found in the WH... nothing burger..

Countless instances where the Biden family has profited from their government jobs and connections ... nothing burger.

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But if Trump was president ... it'd be a monster burger.

[THE_WIZARD_]

Biden Derangement Syndrome. Whatever. Trumper. Denier.

[klondike]

Lock up you wives and daughters. The mad dem fem sniffer is on the loose.

[THE_WIZARD_]

It's fine. He has lost all his other senses...so he has to do that...like a mutt...

[THE_WIZARD_]

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[AlabamAlum]

Bought a new car today. Highlander SUV. Turbo. All the bells and whistles. Anyway. They washed it and filled the tank and I was getting ready to drive it off and noticed a large, ugly dealership sticker on the back. I said, “y’all have to take that off. They’re not paying me to advertise.” What other place would you buy an item and expect the store you bought it from to place a sticker on what you bought?

The F&I guy looked at me like I had pissed on his grandmother’s head, but said, “I’ll get the lot guy to take it off.”

Am I the asshole here? Would you buy a suit from Brooks Bros and have a patch sewn on the sleeve that said “Bought at Brooks Bros”?