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Official State Religion Enters High Holy Days | Babylon Bee
Official State Religion Enters High Holy Days
U.S. — The official state religion of the United States entered its High Holy Days today, with worshippers around the nation being called to rededicate themselves in submission and obedience to its holy teachings.
"I am urging all Americans to publicly bend the knee before our sacred rainbow symbol," said President Biden in an address to the nation. "Let us all take the time to pray and feast before our god of prideful human flesh, and before its sacred messengers, the genitals. We are a nation of Pride, blessings be upon its name. Just celebrate it, folks! Not a joke! Ok, can I have my snack now?"
Holy prophets in public schools, corporate DEI departments, and Target supermarkets have been dispatched across the land to bear witness to the glories of Pride and destroy the lives of those who refuse to publically worship the vengeful deity. "Blasphemy will not be tolerated," said Divine Elder Mixie Vavoom, (they/them). "We are the eyes and ears of Pride, and we are watching you."
The High Holy Days of Pride will conclude this weekend with 1000 abortions and 1000 gender surgeries performed publically on the steps of the White House.
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Frankly what Trump did was wrong. What Hillary did was wrong. Many things Hunter Biden did was wrong. And it certainly looks like The Chairman acted at a minimum unethically and at worst corruptly. The Espionage Act is frankly an overreaching and probably unconstitutional set of legislation...that certainly appears to be applied in a partisan way. Hillary...the then SoS...keeps 33k emails...many classified...on a private server...that is shared with a FELON (Weiner)...gets a subpoena for them...crushes digital devices and bleachbits her hard drive...and yet....nothing? DJT is a fucking moron. Hillary is an evil fuck. Hunter is a piece of shit and Biden is a corrupt fucktard. Yet DJT gets hammered...the others...not.Shut the fuck up Donny!
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