How Trump supporters think this works. Dumbasses
Judge: We're here to indict this mob boss on charges of murder, racketeering, extortion...
Mob Lawyer: Hang on, yer Honor! I have to stop you right there. You see, it seems there are other criminals who did the same thing. I don't have any actual proof of that, but I feel like it's probably true.
Judge:
Lawyer: So, you can't charge my client because that's a double standard. Pretty sure.
Judge:
Lawyer: I don't actually have a law degree. Just FYI.
Judge:
Lawyer:
Judge: Oh, well, case dismissed!
Judge: We're here to indict this mob boss on charges of murder, racketeering, extortion...
Mob Lawyer: Hang on, yer Honor! I have to stop you right there. You see, it seems there are other criminals who did the same thing. I don't have any actual proof of that, but I feel like it's probably true.
Judge:
Lawyer: So, you can't charge my client because that's a double standard. Pretty sure.
Judge:
Lawyer: I don't actually have a law degree. Just FYI.
Judge:
Lawyer:
Judge: Oh, well, case dismissed!
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