Miscellaneous And Off Topic Subjects

[Dr. Strangelove]

ATTN NYPD

Study this face carefully. I have it on good authority that the below restauranter and railyard vagrant from Grand Island, NE intends to make his way to Lower Manhattan tomorrow to "burn the place down" should Donald J. Trump be indicted. Giving you heads up to be on the lookout. He claims to have invented the chicken wing at some podunk county fair and hates the US government for not granting him a patent.

[THE_WIZARD_]

That's my cousin Lou for ya...crazy bastage...

[Dr. Strangelove]

Trump posted something that implied DeSantis might be gay, then deleted it quickly after. I thought wow, some restraint for once.

So then a half hour later he posts something that implies DeSantis is both gay AND sleeps with underage kids.

[THE_WIZARD_]

THEY'VE

[THE_WIZARD_]

GOT

[THE_WIZARD_]

HIM

[THE_WIZARD_]

NOW!!!

[Dr. Strangelove]

I hope he's your cellmate in Leavenworth. I mean, eventually the new owner of Wizzie's Wings & All Nude Girls is going to discover the door in the basement and....the bodies....

[THE_WIZARD_]

...yes because misdemeanors often lead to federal prison...

[THE_WIZARD_]

THEY'VE GOT HIM NOW!!!!

[froot loops]

Correct

[Dr. Strangelove]

...yes because misdemeanors often lead to federal prison...

Not this investigation, the more serious ones.

I like that you didn't bat an eye over suggestions that YOU will be in Leavenworth though.

[THE_WIZARD_]

¡¡¡YA LO TIENEN!!!

[THE_WIZARD_]

Not this investigation, the more serious ones.

I like that you didn't bat an eye over suggestions that YOU will be in Leavenworth though.

I'm innocent. I swear.

[THE_WIZARD_]

ILS L'ONT MAINTENANT !!!