Miscellaneous And Off Topic Subjects

[THE_WIZARD_]

They made a cute couple...almost as cute as CGVT and DSL...

[CGVT]

or Wiz and a bucket of chicken

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[THE_WIZARD_]

Inaccurate. Those wings are not sauced up.

[CGVT]

That is how pathetic you are.

[THE_WIZARD_]

Did you and DSL have a fight again? Sorry man.

[THE_WIZARD_]

....oh wait...I called you man...is DSL the man or are you?

[Dr. Strangelove]

As Elon would say: "Concerning"

Elon Musk fires a top Twitter engineer over his declining reach - The Verge

[CGVT]

As Elon would say: "Concerning"

Elon Musk fires a top Twitter engineer over his declining reach - The Verge

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[THE_WIZARD_]

Very shocking that a terminated employee would show sour grapes like that...unheard of...

[AlabamAlum]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Very shocking that a terminated employee would show sour grapes like that...unheard of...

I’m sure he’s a fantastic boss and the smartest man in the world on any subject.

Remember when the Navy Seal who saved a bunch of kids from an underwater cave called his robot submarine idea stupid? Elon branded the man a “pedo” cuz his feelings were hurt.

[Dr. Strangelove]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.

Oh BEHAVE! Yeah, baby!!!!

[Dr. Strangelove]

Also Fetterman could have a stroke a day for the next two weeks and STILL have more brain cells than THE_WIZARD!!!!

Woooo! Come at me bro! Feeling feisty tonight!

[Mike]

Whatcha drinking?

[Dr. Strangelove]

Michelob Ultra, the official beer of the Talent’s weakass tailgate.

J/k a few IPAs

EDIT: Eliminated an apostrophe because “IPAs” shouldn’t be possessive. Added the adjective “weakass” for enhanced descriptive purposes.