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Originally posted by AlabamAlum
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Runnier the better.Shut the fuck up Donny! -
Meanwhile, Nancy Pelosi, in her 'farewell speech" continues the Democratic Party's tradition of pandering to minorities by wishing them a "Happy Schwanza".... whatever that means.
Just once I'd like to hear a Dem Prog get really honest, and tell minorities, "Look, we don't really care about your causes, we just need your votes"."The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, .. I'd worn them for weeks, and they needed the air"Comment
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Yeah, this is disgusting and yet another great victory for Dr. Strangelove and the Progs of America. And Froot will be here to assure it's all nothing and that we're merely expressing an unjustified grievance. Which is just code for "the kid got what he deserved."Originally posted by AlabamAlum View PostRemember the 4-star QB (Marcus Stokes) who was on video singing along to a rap song and didn’t self-censor himself and sang along with the actual song lyric?
Not only did Florida pull his offer, but none of the other schools who were recruiting him would sign him (Penn State, FAU, Georgia State, etc).
It appears he has totally fucked himself for singing along with some Kendrick Lamar ditty. Funny enough I saw on a message board that he is going to sign with a HBCU (have no idea if it’s true or just message board chatter).Dan Patrick: What was your reaction to [Urban Meyer being hired]?
Brady Hoke: You know.....not....good.Comment
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It's also worth noting that there is one time, and one time only, where you eat a hard yolk and that's if you want a hard-boiled egg or, more likely, some sort of "salad" made therefrom.
Anyone who orders breakfast eggs or fried eggs or eggs of any other type with a hard yolk are goddamn sociopathic twatwaffle fucktards of vacuous intellect, corroded personality and fetid hygiene that, without exception, should be deported to whatever South American hellhole will take them.
Dan Patrick: What was your reaction to [Urban Meyer being hired]?
Brady Hoke: You know.....not....good.Comment
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That said, it should surprise no one that "Dr." Strangelove enjoys over hard eggs with his vegan "bacon" and his soy latte whilst perusing the Kornell alumni magazine to see which of his former classmates has finally caught the dream and climbed the corporate ladder to lower middle management.Dan Patrick: What was your reaction to [Urban Meyer being hired]?
Brady Hoke: You know.....not....good.Comment
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Originally posted by iam416 View Post
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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I have a lot in common with Ron Swanson."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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I was thinking of Ron Swanson when I wrote "vegan bacon." Well done.Dan Patrick: What was your reaction to [Urban Meyer being hired]?
Brady Hoke: You know.....not....good.Comment
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man how to fish and you feed yourself. He's a grown man, fishing's not that hard.
Fishing is for sport only. Fish meat is practically a vegetable.Dan Patrick: What was your reaction to [Urban Meyer being hired]?
Brady Hoke: You know.....not....good.Comment
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Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.Dan Patrick: What was your reaction to [Urban Meyer being hired]?
Brady Hoke: You know.....not....good.Comment
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lol, Ron Swanson is one of the best characters ever developed. America would be a better place with more Swansons.
I like that he carries a piece of paper with him as a permit. It’s just a folded-up piece of copy paper that he has written “I can do what I want” on it.
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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Yeah, he's fantastic. As with most comedies of that nature, it sort of goes off the rails -- including even Ron. But those earlier seasons are just superb and Ron is outstanding.Dan Patrick: What was your reaction to [Urban Meyer being hired]?
Brady Hoke: You know.....not....good.Comment
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Harsh, but fair.Originally posted by iam416 View Post"The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, .. I'd worn them for weeks, and they needed the air"Comment
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STFUShut the fuck up Donny!Comment
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"May the Schwanza be with you!"Originally posted by lineygoblue View PostMeanwhile, Nancy Pelosi, in her 'farewell speech" continues the Democratic Party's tradition of pandering to minorities by wishing them a "Happy Schwanza".... whatever that means.
Just once I'd like to hear a Dem Prog get really honest, and tell minorities, "Look, we don't really care about your causes, we just need your votes".
Hey cut her some slack...that's how you pronounce after a few double martinis...Shut the fuck up Donny!Comment
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