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Liney- They found Tucker's missing package!!!
Holy shit now we'll see the damning contents
Holy shit now we'll see the damning contents
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They didn't have it near as bad as this monkey, though
One day, three scientists decided to conduct an experiment that nobody had ever tried before. They decided to leave a cork up a Pigs ass for 3 weeks and at the end of the three weeks they would take the cork out and see what happened. Well, they noticed that after 1 week the pigs legs had turned blue, after 2 weeks its head turned blue and finally, after 3 weeks the entire pigs body had turned blue. So one scientist said to another "i think it is time to remove the cork"
Those scientists set up a room so that the pig was at one end of the room, and the scientists were in a line behind it, like so: Pig Scientist Scientist Scientist
They got a monkey to take the cork out. As you can imagine, when the hapless monkey took the cork out of the pigs ass, shit went everywhere.
The scientist at the back of the room was up to his knees in it, the scientist in the middle of the room was up to his chest, and they couldn't find the first scientist.
After searching around, they finally found him, and found him laughing hysterically. "What is wrong with you?" one scientist asked. "You have just been buried alive in pig shit and you are LAUGHING!?" The Third Scientist replied, between his laughter, "You should have seen the monkey trying to put the cork back in!"
I feel like I am watching the destruction of our democracy while my neighbors and friends cheer it onComment
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That's a shitty joke.Comment
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LMAO. This guy will not last two years.
Last edited by Hannibal; October 29, 2020, 12:43 PM.Comment
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I love the part beginning at 2:10. But... the fact that he's gonna beat the breaks off an incumbent president really says a lot about that incumbent president.Comment
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...Shut the fuck up Donny!Comment
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I think The Squad and Kamala are counting on it.LMAO. This guy will not last two years."The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, .. I'd worn them for weeks, and they needed the air"Comment
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Two of the four people indicted alongside Larry Householder pleaded guilty this afternoon. Juan Cespedes, lobbyist from Columbus, and Householder's political strategist Jeffrey Longstreth.
Bad news for Householder
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My favorite “story” of the day is the Girl Scouts congratulating ACB in becoming the 5th ever female Supreme Court justice, an intense backlash thereto and Girl Scouts deleting said tweet and apologizing for offending everyone because they congratulated ACB on becoming the 5th female justice.
Comical. And so sad.Dan Patrick: What was your reaction to [Urban Meyer being hired]?
Brady Hoke: You know.....not....good.Comment
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Gretch Whitmer continues to whack away at the personal freedoms and liberty of the people of Michigan.
https://www.detroitnews.com/story/ne...ts/6072637002/
So, in a nutshell, if you choose to go to a restaurant or bar, and eat your meal there, you must leave your name, address and phone number so the health department can 'contact trace' you should a Covid outbreak be associated with that establishment.
I would almost buy a ticket to see bartenders ask these rednecks for their name, address, and phone number before they can be served.
These orders were issued by the Michigan Health and Human Services Department, but at the direction of Gretch, in order to spare her from issuing another illegal EO.
From the article, an interesting quote from the ACLU regarding actions like Whitmer just ordered:
In May, Washington Gov. Jay Inslee retracted a requirement mandating restaurants collect customer contact information after widespread uproar over the decision, including from the American Civil Liberties Union of Washington.
The ACLU said the data gathering was a risk "to people's fundamental rights to privacy and association," the Seattle Times reported.
Last edited by lineygoblue; October 29, 2020, 09:48 PM."The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, .. I'd worn them for weeks, and they needed the air"Comment
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Yeah, that’s some major bullshit.Comment
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Yes...my name is Hugh G. Rection and this my colleague Phil McCracken...table for two please...Shut the fuck up Donny!Comment
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What a fucking shit sandwich that is. Gotta love lib pols...Shut the fuck up Donny!Comment
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...and these are our dates, Connie Lingus and Fonda Dicks."The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is sometimes hard to verify their authenticity." -Abraham LincolnComment
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HehShut the fuck up Donny!Comment
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