All that said, I have a joke about MESSA insurance, the gold-plated government health insurance that is so good that the legislators in MI have attached themselves to the program.
It seems that a new hospital administrator was hired by a large metropolitan hospital. She was a 60-year-old spinster whose whole life was cutting costs and obeying the rules. The Board Chairman was giving the lady a tour of the facility.
They came to a corridor of patient rooms and decided to go down the hall. The absolute first door on the right was open, and there was a man standing there with his hospital gown on backwards, if you get my drift. He was whacking off with a tempo unknown to mankind.
She was stunned but recovered to say, "That is intolerable. I want that man taken from his room immediately, and sent to the police station, for exposing himself in the vilest way possible. . .!"
The Chairman replied. "Ma'am, this man has a very rare virus and he needs to have a minimum of five organisms per day or his balls will blow up."
She replied, " I'm not sure about that, but for God's sake, close the door and lock it so that his utter depravity is not on display." The Chairman agreed.
Well, they continued down the hall, but there were no other open doors. Nearing the end of the hall, the Spinster decided to look into a room at random. Upon opening the door, she saw a nurse's dress on the floor, then shoes, . . .nylons,. . . panties,. . . bra,. . . the works. A beautiful blonde nurse was going down on the patient, who looked to be enjoying it immensely.
The new Administrator was shocked, but she quickly recovered and started to yell, "Why you little bitch, you are violating all the standards of conduct in the nursing profession." Turning now to the Chairman she demanded, " I want her written up, and terminated immediately!!" Then to the patient, she said, "As for you, fellow, you get your ass out of this hospital right now and don't come back!"
The Board Chairman led the irate Administrator out into the hall and explained:
"That guy has the same virus as the first guy, but he has MESSA insurance."
It seems that a new hospital administrator was hired by a large metropolitan hospital. She was a 60-year-old spinster whose whole life was cutting costs and obeying the rules. The Board Chairman was giving the lady a tour of the facility.
They came to a corridor of patient rooms and decided to go down the hall. The absolute first door on the right was open, and there was a man standing there with his hospital gown on backwards, if you get my drift. He was whacking off with a tempo unknown to mankind.
She was stunned but recovered to say, "That is intolerable. I want that man taken from his room immediately, and sent to the police station, for exposing himself in the vilest way possible. . .!"
The Chairman replied. "Ma'am, this man has a very rare virus and he needs to have a minimum of five organisms per day or his balls will blow up."
She replied, " I'm not sure about that, but for God's sake, close the door and lock it so that his utter depravity is not on display." The Chairman agreed.
Well, they continued down the hall, but there were no other open doors. Nearing the end of the hall, the Spinster decided to look into a room at random. Upon opening the door, she saw a nurse's dress on the floor, then shoes, . . .nylons,. . . panties,. . . bra,. . . the works. A beautiful blonde nurse was going down on the patient, who looked to be enjoying it immensely.
The new Administrator was shocked, but she quickly recovered and started to yell, "Why you little bitch, you are violating all the standards of conduct in the nursing profession." Turning now to the Chairman she demanded, " I want her written up, and terminated immediately!!" Then to the patient, she said, "As for you, fellow, you get your ass out of this hospital right now and don't come back!"
The Board Chairman led the irate Administrator out into the hall and explained:
"That guy has the same virus as the first guy, but he has MESSA insurance."
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