Miscellaneous And Off Topic Subjects

[UMStan White]

"You can hear stuff more clever from first-graders at recess.'

Yeah that's why I would have thought you would have left years ago since the crap you post is no clever than a first grader's banter at recess.

[Optimus Prime]

No fireworks today Hack.

I'm resting peacefully in a Amex Centurion Sky Lounge in Indianapolis waiting for my JFK flight. God bless double bloody Marys!

I honestly doubt you are gay and are of the opinion you're a good chap.

[hack]

Can I have a hug?

[THE_WIZARD_]

:::deeply disturbing:::

[hack]

Is this Hell or Indianapolis?

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[Optimus Prime]

Damn Hack, I'm gonna have to walk that earlier endorsement back.

I don't hug gay people less my cousin, she's a nurse at Beaumont Hospital in Royal Oak and her life partner is hot.

So U see, I'm all gay hugging, maxed out.

[hack]

Risk of contagion?

[Optimus Prime]

Warning: Hack you may wish to shield your eyes.

Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders, this is how we do!

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[hack]

Why? Gays love tits! Everybody does.

[Optimus Prime]

I must admit the prospect of you getting into a "cat fight" with your PC screen would be downright hilarious but frankly, you are not in their league and no amount of mascara will ever change that.

[hack]

I don't use makeup. Will defer to your expertise on that one.

[Optimus Prime]

You have done better, 2 years in the 4th grade is no way to shine.

Lazy.

Will I choose water over wine and hold my own and drive, oh oh
It's driven me before, it seems to be the way
That everyone else gets around ......

[hack]

Look, I'd try harder and get out of the fourth grade but my dad's stuck in the fifth and I don't want to embarrass him.

[Optimus Prime]

Hoke is nearly synomous with Hack.

Sure he may outweigh you by 2 bills but you are both equally as goofy.

[hack]

Remember when Fontes sent out the whole team?

Hoke, Fontes. Hmmmm.