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  • #16
    I am working on my AI skills to assist with my smack talking these days...

    Listen well, all ye who pass this way,
    To my humorous, satirical lay!
    Of how Michigan's Wolverines, in their prime,
    Bested the Buckeyes, in this epic rhyme.

    In the year twenty twenty-one, the score,
    Michigan's triumph, a victory spree.
    Forty-two to twenty-seven, the final decree,
    Their domination complete, a feat for the age.
    No more need be said, their might so immense,
    For the Wolverines did prevail, and did ascend.

    Yet twenty twenty-two, they did not rest,
    But again they vanquished their foe, the Buckeye's chest.
    Forty-five to twenty-three, a decisive win,
    Their prowess unmatched, their victory spin.
    No more need be said, their conquest complete,
    For the Wolverines had no peer or fleet.

    And lo! The third year, twenty twenty-three,
    Once more Michigan's Wolverines did not flee.
    For they bested their foe in a most comical way,
    Thirtied to twenty-four, they did sway.
    This triumphant tale, a mockery grand,
    Of Ohio State's once-proud football land.

    So let all remember this satirical song,
    Of Michigan's triumphs, their victory song.
    For in twenty-one, twenty-two, and twenty-three,
    The Wolverines won, and the Buckeyes did flee.
    Their domination, their unyielding might,
    A poem to celebrate, their glorious flight!

    Rejoice, all ye Wolverines, for your victories grand,
    In twenty-one, twenty-two, and twenty in the sand.
    For you've bested the Buckeyes, in a manner most foul,
    And now the state, the nation, and all the world, extol!
    Your triumphs we'll sing, in this humorous lay,
    For Michigan's Wolverines, in their rightful array.
    Left the Buckeyes in shock and dismay,
    For Michigan's victory, their pride did decay.

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    • #17
      I'm trying to generate some image too. AIs still aren't very good at that -- at least when it comes to satire.

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      • #18
        Great work.
        Mission to CFB's National Championship accomplished. But the shine on the NC Trophy is embarrassingly wearing off. It's M B-Ball ..... or hockey or volley ball or name your college sport favorite time ...... until next year.

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        • #19
          After that...I'm thinking of selling all my AI stocks...
          Shut the fuck up Donny!

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          • #20
            Another good Neck Sharpies article at mgo that explains why M found its running game in the 2nd half. Will that run scheme work against OSU? Not according to the article. NW went with a light box refusing to bring its safeties down. Instead they did a lot of shifting their DL to confuse the runners reads. Campbell actually adjusted to that nicely. You'll have to read the article to understand what they did. OSU routinely brings Ss into the box. Campbell's adjustment to what NWU was doing won't work v. OSU.
            Mission to CFB's National Championship accomplished. But the shine on the NC Trophy is embarrassingly wearing off. It's M B-Ball ..... or hockey or volley ball or name your college sport favorite time ...... until next year.

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            • #21
              I'll be watching the HS Finals.

              I'll read the recaps when its over.
              I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, its usually my ankle

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              • #22
                You are going to miss an instant classic!

                SHOCK & AWE!!!!1111
                Shut the fuck up Donny!

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                • #23
                  I'm sure ohioans will revel in the result.

                  I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, its usually my ankle

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                  • #24
                    Might as well watch The Game if you want to see a high school offense. CRD = the late, great Gerry Faust

                    Michigan 42
                    OSU 13

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                    • #25
                      Hey the Gilligan's Island castaways thought they would never be rescued....and they were...I saw the sequels...keep the faith.

                      SHOCKING AWESOME!!!!!!111111
                      Shut the fuck up Donny!

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                      • #26
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                        • #27
                          CRD looks happy.
                          Shut the fuck up Donny!

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by THE_WIZARD_ View Post
                            After that...I'm thinking of selling all my AI stocks...
                            I wouldn't do that.

                            I asked it to generate an image of a Nebraska football fan and here is what it came up with. Seems pretty accurate to me. Nebraska guy.png

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                            • #29
                              Uncle Charlie!
                              Shut the fuck up Donny!

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                              • #30
                                I have it on good authority that they don't make moonshine in Nebraska.
                                I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, its usually my ankle

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