Michigan 45, Nebraska 7

[WingsFan]

TRAP GAME

[THE_WIZARD_]

JFC

We couldn't score on M if we were Long Dong Silver in Mrs. Talent's bedroom.

HARBAUGH!!!!!!! 59 rhule? 3

[Tom W]

Like the weather is going to affect HARBAUGH!!!!!!!

pffffffffffffttttttttttt

Stop. Just stop.

idiocy

You guys do have drinkable water.. and plenty of cold beer, right?

[THE_WIZARD_]

Drinkable water....please be more specific....would a horse tank be acceptable?

The beer....well if you have to ask that you are just plain ignorant.

[Mike]

I require special hydrating beer that doesn't make you pee during football games. Got any of that?

[Jeff Buchanan]

I have medications for that.

[Mike]

Oh, that’s your canned answer for everything, Jeff.

[THE_WIZARD_]

Go to your urologist and have him insert a catheter up your schnizzle...use a large catch bag...problem solved...

[THE_WIZARD_]

Any more questions for Dr. Wizzie?

[Tom W]

The beer....well if you have to ask that you are just plain ignorant.

Clarification: Real beer- not that Bud Light sort of beer. Nebraska's best. Will trade for Michigan's Best if you like.

[Jeff Buchanan]

Mike, if you choose to go with Dr. Wizzy's protocol, I can save you the catheter insertion in your "snizzle." All you need is a condom cath. You'll have all the same tubing and collection bag to flaunt to our Nebraska fans allowing you to drink all the beer you want without having to leave your seat for a piss break. The condom part of the collection system slips right over your dick - no invasive catheter required.

[THE_WIZARD_]

Couple of pretty good local microbrew companies....Zipline and Kinkaider...Kinkaider has a tap house in the Haymarket...check it out...Zipline is a little walk from Haymarket...both have a lot of solid Nebraska brews...

[THE_WIZARD_]

Mike, if you choose to go with Dr. Wizzy's protocol, I can save you the catheter insertion in your "snizzle." All you need is a condom cath. You'll have all the same tubing and collection bag to flaunt to our Nebraska fans allowing you to drink all the beer you want without having to leave your seat for a piss break. The condom part of the collection system slips right over your dick - no invasive catheter required.

Mike...better be sure they come in extra small...don't want that thing slipping off...

[Jeff Buchanan]

OK, Wiz could be right about Neb football - decent defense, putrid offense.

Just read through Fee Fi Foe Film, Nebraska's offense at mgo. Alex Drain, the author, was not impressed. He had to think long and herd about a Danger Man but came up with the TE, Thomas Fidone, 6'6" 250. Fidone was an M target for the 2021 class as a borderline 5*. He was hampered by injuries his first two years but is rounding into form and healthy this season.


Both QBs, Jeff Simms and Heinrich Haarberg, look to Fidone as their primary target. That's because WRs are meh at getting open. M should be on the lookout for Fidone running seam routes for TDs if the Huskers manage to get inside the RZ. Nebraska runs a hybrid offense but Drain shades them to spread, B-Ball on grass with run plays, some exotic, as the primary part of the offense.

Nebraska's RB room has been hurt by injuries. The starter will be third string Anthony Grant. Along with either QB's legs, that's your run game - not awful but on a scale of 1-10 it's about a 5 and that is against bad defenses that they've played against so far. Michigan's defense is at another level. Spy the QB as Rhule loves the draw play and Haarberg can run the RO. He's not Dennard level but he's decently fast.....at least he looked that way in the clips v. recent opponents.

I still have JH's record in road game performances - hesitant, not dynamic - as a negative factor. Add some concern that you'll have two teams trying to shorten the game, Neb because they are outmanned by M and M because, well, Harbaugh is stubborn and tends to direct his coordinators to make conservative play calls, esp. on the road. We could be in for a 2nd game less than 3h given that mix. That alone will make Wiz's prediction of M scoring in the 40's and certainly in the 50s a stretch. Under 7 M possessions and 50 plays anyone? I don't know what to make of the heat's impact on the game. I'd tend to think it affects both teams about the same. Wind is going to force both offenses to likely eliminate the long ball. Hurts M a bit more than Nebraska because Neb's offense isn't trying and doesn't execute the big pass play, I'd say M's offense is a little bit more dependent on that and, when he's dealing, McCarthy is capable of completing those. All things considered this is going to be a low scoring, dull game.

M 28, Nebraska 10.

[THE_WIZARD_]

The starter will be third string Anthony Grant.

He was our starter all of last year but was benched this year due to his fumbling in practice. Rhule put him in late in the Minny game and he....uh...fumbled...which lost the game. He is actually our best RB and is a good back...minus the bobbles...after that we just brought up a WR who played RB in juco to fill in...and I suspect we will see Sims and Haarberg on the field at the same time in some wildcat type shit. Bottom line is we can't score much....and against M...we may not score. Rhule will need to be uber creative to move the ball. If M doesn't turn it over this will get ugly. If we turn it over it will be like Dolphins-Broncos.

HARBAUGH!!!!!!! 59 rhule? 3