Michigan Football - 2024 Season.

[hack]

Absolutely not! Fuck the NCAA. It’s time for Michigan to stop self-flagellating. There are no rules right now. Don’t cooperate, give them the double bird, and tell them to fuck off.

You know who is the right AD for that job? Wisconsin's. Two of their players attacked Terrence Williams and Moussa Diabate last year, and Wisconsin doubled down, went on the offensive, and thoroughly owned Warde Manuel in the category of setting the narrative in media.

Warde is not the guy you want in charge right now. It shouldn't have even gotten this far. The statement he put out today, referencing ``respect for the NCAA's process'', is a move in the wrong direction. That statement should have been far more aggressive. The NCAA punches those who don't punch back.

The good thing is, there's time. I'm probably putting too many eggs in the New President Likes Sports basket, but Warde's track record of managing reputational crises like this one is pretty clearly terrible, and Ono didn't hire him or give him that incredibly awful extension. Further, Jim Harbaugh is now the Jim Harbaugh we thought we were getting, and needs to be retained. Under no circumstances do I want Warde leading a coaching search. Fire Warde and give Jim a say in who replaces him.

[THE_WIZARD_]

NCAA Investigation

Oxy Fucking Moron

[hack]

Also: if there are any penalties, IMO the Fab 5 banners ought to go up the day those penalties are announced. I'm opposed to the banners going back up in any other scenario. We deserved it that time. That was a true black mark.

[edindetroit]

Harbaugh messed up again. He should have bought the burger at Blimpy Burger. Hasn't he learned anything?

Back in 1987 I went down to Baton Rogue Louisiana to visit my paramedic brother. One day he decided to take me to his part time job at Davy Crockett Fire Department. On the way, on a little dirt road in the middle of nowhere Louisiana he stops at Blimpy Burgers for lunch.

[lineygoblue]

The only thing you should say to the NCAA when they show up to investigate something like this is:

”There are two ways out of this office: the door you just walked through or the window.”

I wish I could 'like' this 100 times.

[lineygoblue]

Also: if there are any penalties, IMO the Fab 5 banners ought to go up the day those penalties are announced. I'm opposed to the banners going back up in any other scenario. We deserved it that time. That was a true black mark.

They should have been put back up a long time ago. Michigan has been punished long enough for all that.

[edindetroit]

The only thing you should say to the NCAA when they show up to investigate something like this is:

”There are two ways out of this office: the door you just walked through or the window.”

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[THE_WIZARD_]

I wish I could 'like' this 100 times.

I wish I could tell you to STFU a hundred times...

[lineygoblue]

You have. And I'm still not listening.

[THE_WIZARD_]

Well the fact you responded means you ARE listening...so stick that in your pipe and smoke it like Hunter!

[lineygoblue]

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[THE_WIZARD_]

attaboy

Now go make The Guy some cash.

[froot loops]

The only thing you should say to the NCAA when they show up to investigate something like this is:

”There are two ways out of this office: the door you just walked through or the window.”

It sounds like that's what he did and that's why they have a level 1 allegation against the university.

[Jeff Buchanan]

Fine .... stick with that line. Stonewall. Make it clear that we don't five a fuck that our head coach bought a hamburger for a committed recruit. Go look somewhere else for the kinds of shit you ought to be concerned with. It's ought there.

[froot loops]

Nobody says that Michigan needs to stay in the NCAA. If you are arguing that their enforcement is unequal, you'll have no argument from me. If you are arguing buying a burger for a recruit is harmless, I agree. But admit it and go on, the punishment would have been minimal. But if you are operating under their rules, you don't get to decide if they can investigate or not. If everyone operates that way, it turns into rules for thee but not for me.